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And-Through-Gone Meme. It's so hideously close.
13 years ago
General
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: I'm leaving on Thursday and arriving thursday. Also I'm leaving on monday and arriving monday.
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A:
dingoroo 
artie 
roco
Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: I will be stuck in the revolving doors in the front of the con. And I might do the dance competition.
Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: I only eat vegetables that fell off a duck's back.
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: No, that would be the weirdest room party ever. It would be a snout stretch bondage foot-mongle party with flattened furries everywhere and pokemon getting anal vored, and no one could handle all that.
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: WELL I SHOULD HOPE SO.
Q: What is your gender?
A: Squirrel
Q: How tall are you?
A: 4 accordions
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: Chat at you is more what's probably going to happen. I don't shut up, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Allow the air to wrap around you. What do you feel? Sniff the air. Let the wind blow your glowsticks in a semi circle. If you're lost and you look, then you will find me. Time after time.
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: An embarrassing amount, like 12. This is my fourth Anthrocon.
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: I do own a fursuit, and my fursuit owns me.
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: You better fucking HUG me and you BETTER FUCKING SNUGGLE ME. I'm not driving 6 hours to not get hamfisted and crotch wangled. You better waffle my whiskers.
Q: How can I find you?
A: Look for a hipster with a nose ring. Or message me with your damn phone number. (Note: I refuse to go on FA or use twitter at cons, mainly because I don't have a cool phone like some people)
Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: Oh my god, I'd prefer that you do. I get drunk really fast, so you can coax me back to your room pretty easily.
Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: Yes, i just started a new one so there's not much in it.
Q: Can I draw in your sketchbook?
A: I don't know. CAN YOU??????????????????
Q: Can I take your picture?
A: YOU BETTER TAKE MY DAMN PICTURE, WHAT THE FUCK? I BETTER NOT BE POLISHING MY NOSE FOR NOTHING!! I'M NOT WEARING A JESTER HAT FOR MY HEALTH!!! Can i take your picture. SHIT, I'll fucking shit on your camera if you don't take my picture.
Q: Do you do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: I do badge commissions and free art and trades and commissions. I have a really hard time drawing at cons, and I'm honestly not that great of an artist so I get embarrassed when people watch me draw.
Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I am a dumbtruck and I flaked out on the art show. Maybe next year.
Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: No I don't like taking orders from nerds.
Q: Will you have an accordion with you?
A: Yes! Wow, how did this questions appear? I'll be bringing my accordion, I'll probably play some shit.
Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: my goal is to network, pass out my resume and hopefully land a career as a HR Rep or customer service technician in a fast paced stimulating environment with unlimited economic growth.
*Notes:
If you see, Please don't hesitate to say hi to me, I'm not popular I'm just overhyped. Also I'm not really a dick in real life.... Well, I am, but .....uh...... Just say Hi to me.
A: I'm leaving on Thursday and arriving thursday. Also I'm leaving on monday and arriving monday.
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A:
dingoroo 
artie 
roco Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: I will be stuck in the revolving doors in the front of the con. And I might do the dance competition.
Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: I only eat vegetables that fell off a duck's back.
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: No, that would be the weirdest room party ever. It would be a snout stretch bondage foot-mongle party with flattened furries everywhere and pokemon getting anal vored, and no one could handle all that.
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: WELL I SHOULD HOPE SO.
Q: What is your gender?
A: Squirrel
Q: How tall are you?
A: 4 accordions
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: Chat at you is more what's probably going to happen. I don't shut up, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Allow the air to wrap around you. What do you feel? Sniff the air. Let the wind blow your glowsticks in a semi circle. If you're lost and you look, then you will find me. Time after time.
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: An embarrassing amount, like 12. This is my fourth Anthrocon.
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: I do own a fursuit, and my fursuit owns me.
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: You better fucking HUG me and you BETTER FUCKING SNUGGLE ME. I'm not driving 6 hours to not get hamfisted and crotch wangled. You better waffle my whiskers.
Q: How can I find you?
A: Look for a hipster with a nose ring. Or message me with your damn phone number. (Note: I refuse to go on FA or use twitter at cons, mainly because I don't have a cool phone like some people)
Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: Oh my god, I'd prefer that you do. I get drunk really fast, so you can coax me back to your room pretty easily.
Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: Yes, i just started a new one so there's not much in it.
Q: Can I draw in your sketchbook?
A: I don't know. CAN YOU??????????????????
Q: Can I take your picture?
A: YOU BETTER TAKE MY DAMN PICTURE, WHAT THE FUCK? I BETTER NOT BE POLISHING MY NOSE FOR NOTHING!! I'M NOT WEARING A JESTER HAT FOR MY HEALTH!!! Can i take your picture. SHIT, I'll fucking shit on your camera if you don't take my picture.
Q: Do you do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: I do badge commissions and free art and trades and commissions. I have a really hard time drawing at cons, and I'm honestly not that great of an artist so I get embarrassed when people watch me draw.
Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I am a dumbtruck and I flaked out on the art show. Maybe next year.
Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: No I don't like taking orders from nerds.
Q: Will you have an accordion with you?
A: Yes! Wow, how did this questions appear? I'll be bringing my accordion, I'll probably play some shit.
Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: my goal is to network, pass out my resume and hopefully land a career as a HR Rep or customer service technician in a fast paced stimulating environment with unlimited economic growth.
*Notes:
If you see, Please don't hesitate to say hi to me, I'm not popular I'm just overhyped. Also I'm not really a dick in real life.... Well, I am, but .....uh...... Just say Hi to me.
Also, will you come to my band's show Friday at one and bring your crew? It's in the ballroom and would mean a lot to both me and Shia.
Yes. Shit DID just get real.
Can't wait to see you!
also guess who finally got his ass to learning to play his accordion :I
What that actually means is that I'll drive while you get sandwiched in the backseat by two hitchhikers who may or may not be serial killers.
Maybe next year. ;.;
One day i'll go to an AmeriCon. I WILL find you, and i WILL boop your nose.
It looks 100%-positively-DELICIOUS!
If you want to do terrible things to my nose you are going to need to make an appointment, let me check my appointment book, how about JUNE 23rd, 2018???
Shall i send the papers to your office directly or do you have a nose-secretary that handle these kind of things for you?
PRETTY COOL STUFF BY THE WAY also good use of st vincent