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13 years ago
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ABOUT ME:
What is your gender?
Dude. Not to be confused with The Dude.
What do you look like?
I've been told I have striking resemblance to a humanoid carbon-based life form with short brown hair and glasses
How old are you?
32
How tall are you?
5'8"
How would you describe yourself?
I'm typically more of a laid-back kinda guy who enjoys the company of friends as well as talking up new people. I do, however, have a tendency to turn into a crazy nutball if the conditions are right.
Are you taken?
No, but honestly I don't go to cons looking to hook up with anyone.
Are you nice?
Yes. I am very nice. Anyone who said differently has been buried out in the woods by my house.
Are you cliquey?
I wouldn't say so - I do have friends that I naturally tend to hang out with, like anyone else, but I enjoy meeting new people as well..... as long as you aren't nuts. Suggested conversation topics if you want to chat me up: sports cars and off-roading, beers and mixed drinks, weirdness of other people at the con.
INTERACTION:
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
I'd rather you not.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Can't promise I can make it, but I do always appreciate the invite. Heck, maybe I would ask -you- to go out with -us-. You never know!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Careful! You might get stuck with the bar tab! :P
Can I talk to you?
Of course! I won't bite your head off.
Can I give you stuff?
Why on earth would you want to do that? I'm not special.
Can I hug you?
If I'm in suit, I insist!
Can I cuddle with you?
Typical fursuit cuddles while I'm in suit is fine, especially if you're in suit too, but like I said before, I'm not here for that
Can I flirt with you?
I can't stop you, but it won't get you anywhere.
Can I stalk you?
No. Just no. Who would ever say "yes" to this question?
Are there any words I shouldn't use around you?
If you got hate on the mind, keep your comments to yourself.
Can I buy you drinks?
Is the world round? Heck yeah! But next round is on me.
Can I ask you to dance?
You can, but I'm a terrible dancer and must be tipsy to even consider it. Ask at your own risk.
Attending parties?
Absolutely! Just gimmie an invite.
Can I buy you food sometime?
If by "food" you mean Guinness, then yes. Yes you may.
Can I visit you in your room?
My room is my break when I need to step away from the craziness of the con and recharge. So...uh, by invite only.
Can I take a picture of you?
When suiting, you had better!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Try, "YO SWIFTY!" or "Swifty, here's your beer" or "His Swiftness, how may I be of assistance to thee."
How can I find you?
Look for a safety orange fox fursuiter with a quirky eyebrow. Otherwise, umm. read my badge I suppose. I'll be all over.
CON-RELATED/MISC:
Where are you staying?
I'm trying out the Westin this year!
Who will you be rooming with?
unknown at this time.
Who will you be hanging out with?
People I know, and people I've met. :P
Major plans at the con?
Have fun, go a little crazy, come away with some awesome stories to tell and pictures to share.
Fursuit(s)?
Swifty suit, and might be rocking a new-to-me partial, CoyFox
What is your gender?
Dude. Not to be confused with The Dude.
What do you look like?
I've been told I have striking resemblance to a humanoid carbon-based life form with short brown hair and glasses
How old are you?
32
How tall are you?
5'8"
How would you describe yourself?
I'm typically more of a laid-back kinda guy who enjoys the company of friends as well as talking up new people. I do, however, have a tendency to turn into a crazy nutball if the conditions are right.
Are you taken?
No, but honestly I don't go to cons looking to hook up with anyone.
Are you nice?
Yes. I am very nice. Anyone who said differently has been buried out in the woods by my house.
Are you cliquey?
I wouldn't say so - I do have friends that I naturally tend to hang out with, like anyone else, but I enjoy meeting new people as well..... as long as you aren't nuts. Suggested conversation topics if you want to chat me up: sports cars and off-roading, beers and mixed drinks, weirdness of other people at the con.
INTERACTION:
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
I'd rather you not.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Can't promise I can make it, but I do always appreciate the invite. Heck, maybe I would ask -you- to go out with -us-. You never know!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Careful! You might get stuck with the bar tab! :P
Can I talk to you?
Of course! I won't bite your head off.
Can I give you stuff?
Why on earth would you want to do that? I'm not special.
Can I hug you?
If I'm in suit, I insist!
Can I cuddle with you?
Typical fursuit cuddles while I'm in suit is fine, especially if you're in suit too, but like I said before, I'm not here for that
Can I flirt with you?
I can't stop you, but it won't get you anywhere.
Can I stalk you?
No. Just no. Who would ever say "yes" to this question?
Are there any words I shouldn't use around you?
If you got hate on the mind, keep your comments to yourself.
Can I buy you drinks?
Is the world round? Heck yeah! But next round is on me.
Can I ask you to dance?
You can, but I'm a terrible dancer and must be tipsy to even consider it. Ask at your own risk.
Attending parties?
Absolutely! Just gimmie an invite.
Can I buy you food sometime?
If by "food" you mean Guinness, then yes. Yes you may.
Can I visit you in your room?
My room is my break when I need to step away from the craziness of the con and recharge. So...uh, by invite only.
Can I take a picture of you?
When suiting, you had better!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Try, "YO SWIFTY!" or "Swifty, here's your beer" or "His Swiftness, how may I be of assistance to thee."
How can I find you?
Look for a safety orange fox fursuiter with a quirky eyebrow. Otherwise, umm. read my badge I suppose. I'll be all over.
CON-RELATED/MISC:
Where are you staying?
I'm trying out the Westin this year!
Who will you be rooming with?
unknown at this time.
Who will you be hanging out with?
People I know, and people I've met. :P
Major plans at the con?
Have fun, go a little crazy, come away with some awesome stories to tell and pictures to share.
Fursuit(s)?
Swifty suit, and might be rocking a new-to-me partial, CoyFox
DecemberRain
~decemberrain
See ya there
ArcHusky
~archusky
If it's in 4 days, how do you not know roomies? :o
oneSwiftFox
~oneswiftfox
OP
Had a friend flake out. :/
ArcHusky
~archusky
Ah. Well I'm sure I speak for everyone in our room when I say we're more than happy to be a backup for you if you can't stumble across someone. It's me, Ben, Jordan and Dusty in a room. Just so you know!
oneSwiftFox
~oneswiftfox
OP
Well, the room is my name, so there's no problem there. I got a room. You know anyone -sane- who needs crash space?
ArcHusky
~archusky
A couple months ago, I would've said yes I do, haha. Well if you decide that you don't want to pay the entirety of the room if you can't find anyone, you know who to call! Otherwise, I'll keep an eye out and let you know.
NightWolf817
~nightwolf817
Nice movie reference with "The Dude"! XD. See ya there bro! We need to grab a drink again!
diego1977
~diego1977
see ya there bro! o and i just got back from Deal's gap, still waiting for ya to ride your bike there too, just saying. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxCXdvG181E&feature=plcp
oneSwiftFox
~oneswiftfox
OP
I've got a lot more vacation time to burn this year so I really hope I can do a Gap trip this year. I'm thinking September or early October. Come find me at AC. I just followed you on twitter, do the same (i'll approve ya ) and get in touch with me that way if we don't see each other.
