holy fucking shit i god damned love you Wolfie! XD

Gotta do something with them damn crotch droplings

hahaha gadamn! XD

0:00 - 0:17 *Cocks Nerf shotgun*
0:19
0:36 *Continues to roll on floor laughing*
0:45 *Thud* Mother: "BE QUIET!!"
1:05 He knows too much. >.> May have to abort.
1:13 "Go'sleep! Go'sleep old man!!"
1:17 Ohhhh! REJECTEEEEED!
1:19 D: IM CALLING PETA!!
1:36 ................I saw nothing. <.<
1:47 *The expression women have when they learned she was recorded getting wasted at her bachelorette party* XP
2:00 Well that explains why Jason Vorhees was a homicidal killing machine. Bad head-bag parenting XDDDD
2:07 You say domestic violence. I say "Surprise Abortion"
2:28 Hmmmmm.....charges of illegal possession....or......screaming child for days on end. Choices.......

wolfie, i feel pregnant.

It's a vagina, not a clown car. Zip it up, bitch.

LMFAO!!! XD

Who needs birth control when you can just punch her in the stomach