Florida sounds dangerous

Yup we're a state of intolerance and incontinence :/

And giant bugs and lethal humidity

Well yea the palmetto bugs do get mighty big'n they can fly!

I saw one of those and I squealed like a sissy.

The fact that they can fly only makes it worse because they can "lunge" at your face and you have to do very precise karate to stop them before they reach you.

*throws one at your face then another and another* They're like the Swarm from Silent Hill :/

*swats at his face, slapping himself repeatedly*

Why do you let this go on?

and people wonder why i laugh in their faces when they want me to go south. especially florida. I would be a big old blob of dead person inside a week. though the geckos and anoles and some of the other stuff make me want to at least visit by car.

Also after endless fail and fuckup i think i have found a way to work on that tat for you again. I am so damn sorry it is taking forever. the only good sketch of it was in a book to tiny to finish it. redoing it made it look like i was making all the animals like derpy hooves. my light box died a horrible death. (it was stepped on by a very unobservant person and they went through the glass top and the lights) so i ripped out the original tiny sketch and just taped it into a bigger book and am finishing it there and then will take it to the excellent printer nearby when it is done 3/4 view mountain lion head is driving me crazy with fuckup but the joy of taped in pages is NO ERASE! just move to a new page! but then i can get it printed out and then do clean up and get a new print. and YAY TAT!

I used to use my old tube monitor as a light box o.o

i made one out of an old flatbed scanner. and aluminum foil and 150 bright white christmas lights. it was a great light table and i want to find another big flat bed or make a box or something.