We get a collective of writers to anonymously write a shocking, arty MLP fanfic. Ongoing, never stopping, chapter after chapter, word after word. I'll make a group, and publish it on dA. Then we set up ghost accounts on MLP forums and websites to advertise the fanfic, and blow it up to be this extremely well known fanfic that nobody hasn't read.

Then, when the hype has finally reached its peak (we will know this because Equestria Daily will have posted a link to it), the program gets terminated, and every name is erased from the fics. And they'll just be empty shells, devoid of life, but with great words. I'll take down the group icon, and post a journal that will read:

"Concerning your well-being:

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you were never shells, but you are now."


And the grass will grow brown on my front lawn, and my body will be found smiling in a hospital bed.




On a semi-related note:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8171488/