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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A couple.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All day every day. Seriously.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
In the middle, towards the right

4. Do you masturbate?
Who doesn't?

5. How often? Lately?
.....every day....
My friends call me a teenage school boy.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I would.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
No ;_ ;

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Hahaha yes,

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Im very submissive...but I like power sometimes.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I suppose so.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Well... yes

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Orgasm denial/control, teasing, whipcream

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
never had sex.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Still a virgin.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Still a virgin

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
xD yes

24. What's your sexuality?
Straight genderqueer

25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Back to the virgin thing

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Oh look, still a virgin

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Actually- damn it. Still a virgin.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Does Spencers count?

29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
No

30. Do you own any sex toys?
I'm going to be getting some soon

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
next

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Viiiiiiiiirgin

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yush

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Thats all the action I get.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
MMhmm

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggie if I'm on top. Missionary if I'm bottom.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
I have oral fixation...so anything with licking...sucking....biting so hard I start to bleed.....
One moment, I need to go do number 4

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
If cyber sex counts

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I hope a certain ocelot I know does. And a wolf.