wasting time like a BOSS. stole this shit from  vonex

1. Name: Real one? No lol. Azzy.
2. Nickname(s): Azzy, Azzderp, Azzypants, Azzyface, Az, Destruct, ElDestructo, Al, Louis [inside joke]
3. Birthday: October 31st
4. That makes you: 17
5. Where were you born: In a hospital.
6. Location right now: Sitting on my bed.
7. Shoe size: I think I'm...nine or something in womens' shoes, and I don't know about mens' shoes which is kind of sad because most of my shoes are mens haha. My feet are technically size six, but they're wide as fuck so yeah.
8. How many piercings?: Ears but I never wear them. I want more though sjfdlfdkfsd and I wanna stretch my ears a little? not sure though.
9. Tattoos?: None. I want one one but I'm scared I'll pick something that I think is really awesome now and then a couple years down the line think is the stupidest thing in the world.
10. When you wake up you're: Irritated because it's usually caused by my alarm telling me to go to work/school
11. When you're about to sleep you're: idk...usually bored or anxious.
12. Zodiac sign: Scorpio
13. Chinese sign: Dog
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: Yeah because I'm just gonna tell the whole internet where I go to school.

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: I don't fuckin' know man haha. CANADERPIAN.
18. Hair colour: Brown
20. Weight: Idk. Somewhere around 150-160 lb.
21. Height: 5"2'
22. Braces? Used to have them, not now.
23. Glasses? No, but I probably need them for distances. Noticed lately I can't see distances as well as I used to.

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? No
25. If so, who? A nonexistant human being.
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? No I hate everyone
27. Who has a crush on you? A surprisingly high number of people have expressed interest in me in the past year or two. Apparently once I went all androgynous and came out as genderqueer and asexual I became infinitely more attractive???
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? No
29. Who was your first kiss: Nonexistant
30. Who was your last kiss: My dog.
31. Are you a virgin? I am a celibate asexual. Do the math.
32. Ever had a threesome before? No.
33. *i deleted this question. it was creepy* ...uh yeah ok.
34. Have you ever been in love? No
35. Broken any hearts? Kind of had to. People expressed interest in dating me and I did not feel attraction towards them. Kind of a must-do lol.
36. Got your heart broken? Not in a romantic way.
37. Ever liked a friend? No
38. What happened? Nothing because no

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in? None because I hate people
40. How many were serious enough to count: None
41. Who were those serious ones: N/A
42. *another creepy question* wha
43. What made them different: N/A
44. What happened: N/A
45. Best boy/girlfriend: N/A
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: N/A
47. Ever been kissed: ...by my pets, yes. :I
48. Who do you want back: No one.
49. Who do you regret: No one.
50. Why?: I don't. This is really repetitive thus far haha.


Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: Varies from day to day. Let's just say the Game of Thrones theme song. :I
52. Movie: Uhhh tossup between Fight Club, Stardust, and Repo! The Genetic Opera. Watched Repo the most though so we'll say that one.
53. Food: Uhh pizza, chocolate, shrimp, mangos. Grapes. Raspberries. Anything fucking delicious.
54. Drink: Root beer, lemonade.
55. Store: Anything with video games, books, or movies.
56. Television show: GAMEOFTHRONESGAMEOFTHRONESGAMEOFTHRONESalsoDexterandTrueBloodandsomeotherthingsbutumGAMEOFTHRONES
57. Holiday: Idk lol. HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY FUCK YEAH.
58. Book: Anything by Neil Gaiman or George R. R. Martin or J.K. Rowling.
59. Ice cream: Cookie dough.
60. Sweets: idk honestly lol. different things appeal to me at different times.
61. Crisps: motherfucking SOUR CREAM N ONION
62. Type of music: rooooooooooock. classic, punk, some metal, and industrial to be more specific.
63. Artist: Nine Inch Nails
64. Word: shenanigans
65. Time of day: when I'm sleeping lol :'D
66. Dressing: RANCH MAN
67. Alcoholic drink: idk lol. coolers.
68. Colour(s): Green
69. Piece of clothing: Anything plaid or with neat graphics. Let's just forgo all of that though and say my green jacket that I bought in France. It's pretty sweet.
70. Character: Nathan Wallace, Tyrion Lannister, Eric Northman, Jaime Lannister, Harry Potter...too many to list honestly haha.
71. Smell: Rain
72. Shampoo: whatever is on sale
73. Soap: see answer 72
74. Smiley: x) x3 :3 8) any of those haha
75. Board game: I...don't know honestly haha. SCRABBLE.
76. Sport: Baseball. I don't watch it on TV, but I like playing it even though I'm shit at all sports ever.
77. Number: 13 /lame
78. Quote: Jesus fuck I don't know
80. Actor: Don't have one really
82. Vegetable: Carrots
83. Fruit: Mangos
84. Place to be: The hammock, with a book :3
85. Thing in your room: A mess, and my cat. <-- left Von's answer because lolaccurate
86. Gum: Anything not mint.
87. Shape: hell if I know
88. Country: Not specific really. I like to travel though.
89. Mall: The one close by?
90. Car: Don't know
91. Boy's name: idk
92. Girl's name: idk
93. Family member: my aunt
94. Restaurant: this really fucking delicious one in town that I can't remember the name of but I WOULD KNOW IT IF I HEARD IT OK. It's like a pub/bistro and it's really gooooood.
95. Movie place: The one that's own town over, since the one where I live is kind of shitty. Not as bad as it used to be, but still. Only plays three movies.
96. Person to go to the movies with: whatever bitches will go see the movies I want to see.
97. Noise: Rain/thunderstorms
98. Brand of shoe: the kind that fits
99. Brand of clothing: see answer 98 lol
100. Body part of a chicken: ...whaaaat
101. Swear word: motherfucker
102. Month: idk idk idk
103. Possession: Laptop, tablet...wow I'm materialistic.
104. Team: THE ONE I'M ON
105. Season: Fall
106. Radio station: Either the local classic rock station, the local-ish new/classic rock station, or the one that comes from the college that plays really good alt rock during the week and weird shit on the weekends
107. Magazine: Don't read magazines really.
108. Favourite grade: NNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg I don't know haha. Fourth I guess. Things were pretty chill in fourth grade.
109. Least favourite grade: This one @____@
110. Teacher: Ms Young because FUCK YEAH ART TEACHERS and also German, Leclair, and Girdlestone they're all cool dudes. plus also Mr Banting but he doesn't teach anymore he just volunteers.
111. Least favourite teacher: don't really have one tbh.
112. Subject: Art
113. Subject to talk about: Art

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: Kim
115. Who's your dad?: Thom
116. Any step-parents?: One, Michelle.
117. Any brothers?: Half-brother, Dominick.
118. Any Sisters?: Noep.
120. Coolest: All my parents/steps are cool and also my aunt on my mom's side.
121. Loudest: Papa
122. Best relative: See 120
123. Worse relative: Idk really. Everyone in my family says that my uncle on my mom's side is the family black sheep but idk I think he's pretty funny and I get along with him fine. My grandparents, though I love the, sometimes cause me a lot of stress/discomfort but I wouldn't say they're bad relatives really.
124. Do you get along with your parents? Usually
125. With your siblings? Yyyyyep
126. Does anyone understand you? Not really
127. Do you have any pets?: Two dogs, two cats at mom's house, and one cat at dad's house.
128. If so, what kind and name? Boomer [Labrador Retriever], Finnigan [Labrador Retriever x Chow Chow], Freckles [cat], JJ [cat], Chevy [cat].
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: I already have pets but I really want a rat or a bird in the future.

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? Yes
132. Did you drop out?: No
133. Your current GPA: I don't know what that is because I'm from Canaderp.
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Bring
135. ABC's?: ...easy as 123?
136. Favorite class: Art, film studies
137. Play any sports at school?: No.
138. Are you popular? Lolno. People think I'm weird usually, but most people like me after having known me for a while. I've never known anyone to, after having spent time with me, actually been like 'wow I just really hate Azzy'. Most people find me fairly likeable once we've talked awhile.
139. Favourite memory: Ohgodsomanylol. I don't think I could pick one thing.
140. Most humiliating moment: Crying in the middle of a presentation because I was nervous.
141. Most funniest moment: Too many to list lol.
142. Most scared moment: When we actually didn't know if the lockdown was real or not. That and every presentation ever.

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: That time me and my friend named her chicken Broseph.
147. Christina Aguilera: Moulin Rouge
148. Ricky Martin: Parties at my friend's house back in the 90s man
149. 50 cent: Bitch got shot.
150. Poop: Koto PoopBox Feline
151. Beach: My maternal grandparents, because they used to live in one. That or memories of me and my mom derping in the water.
152. Desert: Camel
153. Water: Swimming
154. Osama: Hide and seek champion of the world
155. Love: L is for the way you look at meeeeee
156. Your little brother: NARWHALS
157. Butt: dammit Vonex now I'm thinking about sex too 8'(
158. Clowns: The Devil's Carnival which I still haven't seen sobs
159. Wonder: land
16o. Brown: poop
161. Banana: noms
162. Sex: noooooo
163. Parents: those people who live in my house and my other house
164. Homosexuals: kawaii yaois /brick'd
165. God: My friend Minnow because she's religious I guess

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Not really
167. Heaven: It's a nice thought, but not really.
168. Devil: Not really
169. Hell: Not really but IF IT DOES EXIST CAN IT BE LIKE THE DEVIL'S CARNIVAL PLEASE I WOULD PURPOSEFULLY SIN TO GO TO HELL IF ZDUCIFER WAS THERE OMG

quick note on the religion questions, I'm atheist but I'm fairly open-minded. if some evidence existed that said YEP HERE'S GOD AND HE EXISTS I would believe, but the reality is that there is no evidence except the bible and I don't really trust that. I do think there is a possibility, given the fact that most societies have some kind of god-figure in them, but many societies also have legends about werewolves and vampires and dragons, and you don't see too many of those running around.

170: Boogy man: No
171. Closet Monsters: Not really but in the dark sometimes I get freaked out?? I don't actually think there's anything in there, but there's a part of me which is made nervous by the closet.
172. Fortune tellings: No
173. Magic: Only in the cases of Harry Potter and Paul Dempster [both fiction characters so no lol]
174. Love at first sight: No
175. Ghosts: Kindoflol
176. Voo-doo dolls: No
177. Reincarnation: I think it's unlikely but I want to believe it.
178. Yourself: Lol


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: Nope
180. Do drugs: Nope.
181. Drink alcohol: Sometimes but not like LET'S GET WASTEEEEEEED just like 'oh hey a drink yeah sure I'll have one'.
182. Cuss: Not in front of my mother :'D but otherwise yep
183. Sing in the shower: if there's something in my head
184. Like school: not this semester lol
185. Want to get married: no
186. Type with all of your fingers: yep
187. Think you're attractive: not really
188. Drink and drive: I don't do either of those things to begin with
189. Snore: no
190. Sleep walk: no
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: yes


Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: No
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: Not in a romantic way
195. Been arrested: No
196. Gone to jail or juve: No
197. Skateboarded: Tried but I could never get the hang of it.
198. Skinny dipped: No
199. Rock climbed: Yeah
200. Killed someone: lol because someone would definitely admit that
201. Watched porn: do Game of Thrones or True Blood count
202. Gone on a road trip: every trip to my maternal grandparents' house is a road trip lmfao
203. Went out of the country: YEAH MAN been to France and Italy
204. Talked back to an adult: Probably idk
205. Broken a law: I'm a pirate.
206. Got pulled over: No
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Not on purpose haha
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: not irl
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: not that I can remember but probably xD
213. Moon someone: No
214. Shop-lifted: when I was like seven I stole a piece of candy once WHAT A BADASS I AM. did it a couple times actually, but once it was accidental haha, and I felt bad and went back to pay for it.
215. Worked at McDonald's: Oh god fuck no.
216. Eaten a dog: No
217. Give money to a homeless person: Yep
218. Glued your hand to yourself: No
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: No
220. Had a one night stand: No
221. Smoked: No
222. Done drugs: No
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No
224. Slap someone for being stupid: No
225. Had cyber sex: Like sex in roleplays?? my characters have had sex before but it doesn't really thrill me to rp sex to be honest.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: sometimes yeah
227. Caught someone doing something: not that I can think of
228. Played a game that removes clothing: no
229. Cried during a movie: Marley and Me ;_____; shut up the dog looked like my dog
230. Cried over someone: Probably
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: No
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: No
233. Ran away from home: No
234. Cheated on a test: lolyeah


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Maaaaaaaaayyybeee. I like doing stupid shit but I don't like heights but if somebody else did it with me maybe??
236. Sky dive: see previous answer
237. Swim with dolphins: yeah
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: no
239. Try to be the opposite sex: sure
240. Lie to the police: depends on the situation
241. Run from the police: had a dream about it once. probably wouldn't though. Prison Break taught me about all the hardships of that lmfao /brick'd
242. Lie to your parents: Already do
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: Depends on what kind of well-being. Probably not though, I'm a fairly loyal bugger.
244. Be an exotic dancer: Lmfaono.
245. *mentally scarring question here* wow ok just delete half the questions THANKS MAN

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Yeslol. But mostly only with strangers. I'm more obnoxious with friends.
247. Loud: See above question.
248. Nice: Too much so
249: Outgoing: Not really
250: Quiet: Most of the time
251. Mean: in a way.
252. Emotional: irritatingly so.
253. Sensitive: on some subjects
254. Gay: not so much
255. Strong: nope
256. Weak: yep
257. Caring: somewhat
258. Dangerous: no
259. Crazy: LIL BIT
260. Spontaneous: Idk haha.
261. Funny: So I am told
262. Sweet: Not usually
263. Sharing: if you ask nicely.
264. Responsible: yes, but lazy and forgetful. those traits kind of clash sometimes.
265. Trustworthy: to a certain degree
266. Open-minded: very much so
267. Creative: is anyone creative anymore?
268. Cute: ew
269. Slick: no haha I wish
270. Smart: somewhat
271. Dumb: somewhat
272. Evil: mwahahahaha
273. Ghetto: LOL no
274. Classy: not so much haha
275. Photogenic: I don't think so
276. Dependable: See question 264
277. Greedy: somewhat, but I don't really act on it very often
278. Ugly: sure
279. Messy: very...very much so
280. Neat: rarely
281. Perverted: not in an LOL GRABS UR ASS way but in an 'I take things the wrong way' way
282. Silly: yes
283. A B****: not really
284. A Good Listener: somewhat.
285. A Fighter: wish I was haha
286. A Party Animal: noep
287. A Game Freak: YESYESYESYESYESYES
288. A Computer Freak: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES


Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: something in art
290. Dream house: One next door to  avenine and  iceshadow13 haha
291. Husband/Wife: I'd rather a roomie
292. Kids: adopted ones maybe
293. Names: idklol
294. Pets: LOTS
295. Car: IDK
296. Age you would want to get married: not
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: I don't want to get married really
298. Honeymoon: See half the questions in this section

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: McKinley, Tayla, Hunter, Minnow,  avenine,  iceshadow13, Kazeii on dA
300. Known the longest: McKinley
301. Craziest: Either Lauren [Avenine] or Hadrian [Vonex] because SPAGHETTI
302. Loudest: Tayla, Minnow, Hadrian [WE HAD A SHOUTING MATCH TODAY ON SKYPE OK WE JUST TALKED IN ALL CAPS LOCK FOREVER]
303. Shyest: Me :'D
304. Best hair: Me ;D
305. Best eyes: Fuck if I know
306. Best body: Idk I don't pay attention to these things???
307. Most Athletic: McKinley or Tayla or Nat [Kazeii]
308. Hot-Tempered: Lauren or Tayla or Me
309. Most impatient: Minnow
310. Shortest: Me ;3;
311. Tallest: Tayla
312. Skinniest: Fuck if I know haha. Not me.
313. Best singer: Minnow probably
314. Funniest: ME /brick'd
315. Can always make you laugh: Pretty much everyone mentioned in these past few questions
316. Wish you talked to more: McKinley
317. Wish you saw more: McKinley, and also all my online bros because I've never seen them haha
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Carly
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: McKinley, Tayla, basically any of my online bros haha.
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': No
321. Whose always been there when you need them: idk
322. Who is like your family: McKinley and Minnow.
323. How many friends do you have?: Idklots???
324. How many are really close? Idkidkidkidk


Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Some fruit gummies I bought at work FUCK YEAH
326. Thing you drank: iced tea
327. Thing you wore: work uniform
328. Thing you did: ...worked?
329. Place you went: Wal-Mart
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: ears
331. Person you saw: mom
332. Person you hugged: dad
333. Person you kissed: doggu
334. *creepy question alert* guessing it's something about sex derp
335. Person you talked to online: Vonex WE HAD A REALLY LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT CAPS LOCK AND ROLEPLAY GOOD TIMES MAN
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Idk lol. My dad I think.
337. Song you heard: Mmmmm not sure. The Humbling River - Puscifer I think because I listened to that when I was editing the video for my one class earlier...but I heard a lot of stuff at work so idk man.
338. Show you saw: Boardwalk Empire [just started watching]
339. Time you fought with your parents: idk
340. Time you fought with a friend: idk
341. Words you said: NIGHT MOM

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: MOM'S SPAGHETTI
344. What are you drinking: nothing
345. What are you thinking: wow I wasted like an hour doing this
346. What are you wearing: nothing ;D /brick'd
347. What are you doing: this
349. Hair: short n messy
350. Mood: bored
351. Listening to: a train in the distance and some frogs from the yard [no music currently]
352. Talking to anyone: noep
353. Watching anything: no but I WISH I HADN'T BEEN WORKING EARLIER BECAUSE TRUE BLOOD ;___;

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: YEAH MAN
356. Are you heterosexual: No
357. Do you like penguins: Yes
358. Do you write poetry: No
359. Do you see stupid people: Dude, I work in retail. And I live in the middle of a town inhabited namely by rednecks and wannabe gangsters. Think it through man.
360. You + Me: Nope
361. Do you like the Osbournes: What
362. Can you see flying pigs: Lol no
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: No, but they're beside my bed :3
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: Idek what she looks like really haha
366. Are you a zombie: BATH SALTS /brick'd
367. Am I annoying you: Little bit, but everyone mostly has today haha.
368. Do you bite your nails: No
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No
371. Have you touched someone's private part: No

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: OH BB WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAAAAAAAT YOU MAAAAAKE A WOMAN GO MAAAAAAD [Shakira's songs are more fun to sing but I honestly don't care for either of them lol]
375. MTV or VH1: ...HBO.
376. Black or White: Black
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow
378. Football or Basketball: BASEBALL
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pen
381. Cold or Hot: Cold.
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoos
383. Inside or Outside: Inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alchohol
385. Coke or Pepsi: LEMONADE MOTHERFUCKER or root beer either is awesome akjldsflfds
386. Tape or Glue: Tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: what

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: Likelikelike
389. About boy bands: NOPE
390. About suicide: ...going to just skip by this question plzkthnx.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: pls go away
392. About teen pregnancy: condoms are cool
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: probably worse off haha
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: McKinley
395. About gay men: plz perform kawaii real life yaois for me

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: does my tumblr count?
397. Current weather right now: boring
398. Current time: 12:13 AM
399. Any shout outs: HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING MOM'S VOMIT ON SPAGHETTI
400. Last thoughts: HE OPENS HIS MOUTH BUT THE SPAGHETTI WON'T COME OUT