Aeris Dawn LeSabre: WhaaaAAAAAAT?! Out of coffee again?! THIS SHALL NOT STAND! -- And you! Dell!

Dell Curtau: What is it?

Aeris: Where did you get that awesome top? :o

Dell: Born with it. -- Derp, no. It's from Graves

Aeris: Eeexcellent, thanks!

Dell: I don't think you'd look as good in it.

Aeris: Ouch. My feelings! D:

Dell ruffles your ponytail. "I'm kidding!"

Aeris: Too late! My self-confidence is dashed upon the pointy, pointy rocks made of your words!

Dell: How can I make it up to you?

Aeris searches her pockets. "Wait... Nevermind, I left my feelings at home. Silly me. XD Graves, eh? I'll check it out, thanks! :D"

Dell: Ooooh. In trade, I wanna know where you got the belt. That's a neat effect.

Aeris: I made my belt. :o

Dell: Oooouh~ You're one of those people... You know the ones. The ones with talent and stuff.

Aeris: I like to think so. Want one?

Dell: I'd dig on that belt pretty bad, you're pretty generous just to offer it to me. You sure I can't pay you something? Just as a reward for the effort. That is a really cool belt.

Aeris: Yes. Yes I am. But TOO BAD! You insulted me! TAKE THAT! >:O REVEEENGE!

Dell: D:<

Aeris: Yeah alright, that's enough revenge. Here ya go. Pay me whatever.

Dell: We'll see who has the last laugh!

Aeris tosses a Master Ball, bouncing it off Dell's head. >:O

Dell: NOOOOOOO! MAH FREEDOM!?

Aeris checks the belt. "Wait......DAMMIT! I threw the Mario Ball." >_<
Aeris's ball's moustache twitches.

Dell: Do you make everything here? Because I just found it today and I'm in love with the style on the tech-gear. I was looking for cyborg parts and it's by far my favorite

Aeris: Nah, Ash Soyinka makes most of the stuff here. A lot of it may be inspired by my work, but he's really taken off on his own with it.

Dell: Do you mind if I drop a posey stand?

Aeris: NEVERRRR! >:O But who cares what I say? It's not my place. :o

Dell gets the last laugh!

Aeris throws a Dell-Ball to capture you! It's actually a Dell computer and weighs quite a lot, knocking you unconcious, ready for the capturing!

Dell collapses, blood pouring out of her ears and mouth, ".... .chgall.. fuahgah.... "

Aeris: HAH!
Aeris calls an ambulance, planting C4 charges on the body, then detonates them once the body is loaded into the ambulance, finds they were actually Rice-Krispy treats, and is foiled once again. She raises her fists into the air. "Curse you, Deeeeell!!"
Aeris adds a name to her "Arch-Nemesis" list.

Dell wakes up, but it's too late! The screen goes temporarily black, letters sliding into it's field in quick succession. Each one heralded by a rainfall of electric noises... G-A-M-E-O-V-E-R...
Dell: DELL!? DEEEEEEELLL!? Dun-dun-DAH

Aeris smashes the machine in anger. "DAMMIT!"
Aeris sees somebody's Camera Viewpoint is centered on her inner thigh. "Stop looking up my skirt!" >:O

Dell doesn't stop.

Aeris shrugs and dances.

Dell bites her lower lip, "Did you make that part too..."

Aeris: Whaaat, the panties and junk? Nah, those are from the Feline av behind me here.

Dell chuckles. She was joking you nerd.

Aeris watches the joke fly way overhead into left field. "...Ah."

Aeris bellows with earth-shaking power. "FRESH COFFEE!" but finds nobody willing to get it for her, so goes to make some herself... BEGRUDGINGLY.

Dell rips down your undies while you're distracted, rushing off into the sandbox! HA-HA! You know what that sound is? It's the LAST laugh!

Aeris stands proud, allowing the world to see her glorious--PENIS! Falling down between her legs, dangling in all it's thick, meaty gloriousness, as two hot demon women poof into existence at her feet, hugging her legs and posing sexily. She stands like a hero amidst the flames of corruption, standing vigilant and steadfast, prepared to stop any evildoer who might oppose her. Because in this town, only Aeris Dawn LeSabre is allowed to be the prime evil, bitches! She then clears her throat, and utters a single laugh. "Ahem... Hah."

Dell stops running. She turns around slowly, her face placid with cock-shock, ... :| Whaa..."

Aeris' cock flutters in the wind like a flag of victory at the top of some ancient battleground.

Dell drops the stolen panties with a shrug of her arm. Her head shakes and her eyes close, "You win this round...."

Aeris lifts a mighty mug of coffee to her lips, blowing away the steam with a single puff of her fiery demon breath, and eyes you over the rim of her mug. "I win...forever..."

Dell slaps your cock, "SHADDUP. This ain't over!"

Aeris narrows her eyes, grasping her mighty dick, and swings it full circle, clubbing the side of your head with the heavy shaft. "Silence, whelp! Nobody, but NOBODY slaps my cock without giving a full once-over!"

Dell clenches her eyes shut as the cock impacts her cheek in slow motion, "NNOOOOOO" she growls in a half-tempo'd protest as she's knocked away.

Aeris watches in slow motion, the body tumbling across the land, impacting destroyted buildings and rubble left over from the apocolyptic dick wars in which she had been the constant victor. "Do yourself a favor, and don't get up..."

Dell slowly claws her way from the strewn rubble, the vast mountain range of crumbling buildings that had once been a city. Like one of the mangle girters, she rises from the carnage to jab her fist accusingly at the apathetic sky. On her hips, wrapped around her with the caress of the underwear she'd only just pilfered, sits an obelisk. The thick shaft is peppered with rivulets of neon light, it's base hissing with a billowing cloud of released steam. It growls. Dear god it growls. She charges toward you, the serpentine coil of mechanical parts aiming to out-slap you with a cock honed in the forges of technology. It is no ordinary strap-on, but a mecha-dick, "Is your name John Henry, bitch? I DUN THINK SO!" WHA-BAM!

Aeris stares with an apathetic aire of her own, watching with curiosity, this spectacle of unexpected rebellion. "Huh... That's new." she mutters, then prepares for the oncoming battle of the dicks. She starts by kicking away the beautiful demonesses at her feet, their bodies causing massive explosions where they struck the earth, unneccesary effects to rival The Michael-iest of Bays. She then leaps into the air, planting her magnificent dick in the ground as her mark of power, having detached her strapped-on wang to a flagpole to serve as her battle-standard during the impending conflict. She then reaches down to draw her secret weapon from her panties, but her confident grin slowly changes to a quizzical look of surprise as she remembers that her panties, where her weapon was stored, were absent... She heaves a sigh, at least taking some comfort in the cool breeze whispering under her skirt, and stands atop her flagpole, never at a loss for anime-inspired bullshit acrobatics. "Well shit."

Dell sends her mushroom to connect with Aeris' forehead with the force of an earthbound meteor. The stamp impacts the demon like the finger of a forgotten god. The camera having to zoom out to an orbiting satellite to see the noiseless explosion that rocks the pillars of the world.

Aeris' body is nowhere to be seen as the camera zooms back in to focus on the impact site. Seemingly defeated, the screen begins to fade to black as epic hero music plays, rising in a crescendo of epicness worthy only of the mightiest of heroes. But then...the earth rumbles, Dell's dick quivers, and falls to the ground, detached from the panties, which were being whisked off of her at that very moment. There, crouched and quickly standing before her, was Aeris, grasping her bright orange panties in hand, and producing a largely oversized, ridiculously wiggly and overall terrifyingly penis-like sword from within them. "Nice try..." she says, a completely out-of-the-blue breeze whipping by, tossing the two's hair to and fro, adding much drama and intrigue to the scene. "...but I've taken dicks to the face before."

-THE END?!-

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TL;DR: Fuck off with your TL;DR shit! >:C Read it or get out!

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