In my later years I have become extremely cynical of our law system, whether it be cases dismissed for mere technical reasons completely bypassing moral judgment or to the just plain ridiculous such as what is classified as on offensive weapon or grounds for assault, apparently there's a new level of stupidity that has been recently thrown into the mix of loopholes.

Some fat bastard almost killed a guy when he and his friends assaulted a guy who brushed past them in a pub by shattering a glass pane over the poor guy's head, causing a wound dangerously close to his vital artery. The guy got off because he was too fat... wtf... o____o

So remember kids, if you want to kill someone, get super fat and the law can't touch you. God if that isn't a screwed up message I don't know what is :|