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13 years ago
Stolen from my own random tweetings the other day:
Suddenly the name "Slothburger" popped into my head for a fast food place. They wouldn't serve slothmeat, but sloths are their mascots. Think about it, adorable sloths wearing tiny aprons and chef hats, flipping burgers and serving fries and shakes. The marketing writes itself:
"Slothburger: Finally giving you a good reason why your fast food is so very slow."
"Slothburger: Come for the sloths. Stay for the wait."
"Slothburger: If your food is ready in under 10 minutes then- Oh god those aren't sloths! Those are badgers! Get out! FUCKING CHRIST GET OUT! THEY WILL EAT YOU."
"Badgers: The natural prey of tuberculosis and 18-wheeler's since time immemorial."
"Tuberculosis and 18-Wheelers: Working together to eat badgers since FOREVER."
Wait... I kind of veered off the road there on those last couple tag lines. I guess I've never been very good at marketing.
Oh well... back to making comics and smut and smutty comics!
Suddenly the name "Slothburger" popped into my head for a fast food place. They wouldn't serve slothmeat, but sloths are their mascots. Think about it, adorable sloths wearing tiny aprons and chef hats, flipping burgers and serving fries and shakes. The marketing writes itself:
"Slothburger: Finally giving you a good reason why your fast food is so very slow."
"Slothburger: Come for the sloths. Stay for the wait."
"Slothburger: If your food is ready in under 10 minutes then- Oh god those aren't sloths! Those are badgers! Get out! FUCKING CHRIST GET OUT! THEY WILL EAT YOU."
"Badgers: The natural prey of tuberculosis and 18-wheeler's since time immemorial."
"Tuberculosis and 18-Wheelers: Working together to eat badgers since FOREVER."
Wait... I kind of veered off the road there on those last couple tag lines. I guess I've never been very good at marketing.
Oh well... back to making comics and smut and smutty comics!
Ingredients: snails (a hybrid screw/nail device), soy, chihuahua, salt, spices, water, scrap beef.
Tasty.