Stolen from  ratte woot

Would you immediately look for someone right after you broke up with your bf/gf?
That's a big negative if I'm going to base this off my past 2 relationships

What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Full? a Michelob Ultra. Sips? some kind of shitty Merlot. Shot? Kracken Rum

Currently waiting on something/someone?
Waiting to take my NCLEX-RN and waiting to start job searching

Last time you painted your nails?
14 years (I WAS ASLEEP AND GIRLS PAINTED THEM OKAY?)

What was the last thing you watched on television?
FFFF I don't remember... Fraiser? Sometime last week.

Is your shirt yellow?
Gray, dumbass

How old will you be in 12 months?
22

What did you do last night?
Stayed in.

What woke you up this morning?
Telemarketer

Do you sleep naked?
I'm naked inside my clothes.

What should you be doing right now?
Pot. Lots and lots of pot.

On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you right now?
2

Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you are now?
I don't know why the hell I'd want to look forward to where I am now

Does the person you have feelings for, start with B, L, D, or M?
I don't have feelings for anyone.

Are you currently looking for a significant other?
Bahahaha as if that would matter-- not one out there.

Do you have make-up on?
Nope. Just undies. And a shirt.

Have you kissed anybody in the last four days?
Never kissed anyone so no.

Have you ever held hands with someone in a car?
Nope. I've only ever held hands with... one person I think?

The name of the last person you kissed, started with a J or an R, right?
Does not apply to someone like me :B

Are you taller than 5'7"?
6'3"

Would you rather be called, "Honey" or "Baby"?
uhhh whatever I guess. I wouldn't get pissed by that if I knew the person well enough.

The person you have the most feelings for, calls you right now. What do you do?
Umm I'm not sure. I can't think of anyone I have feelings for at all.

Why aren't you texting the last person you kissed?
Because they don't fucking exist, dumbass.

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Probably. I've smoked about thrice before and it was kinda enjoyable.

What do you say during awkward silences?
TITS OR G-T-F-O

Have you ever got a D or an F on your report card?
nope. Lowest grade ever was a C in college.

Your last kiss meant nothing to you, right?
I'd say so since IT NEVER HAS HAPPENED. God dammit stupid person that wrote this XD

Next time you will get butterflies?
Projectile vomiting will be my defense mechanism of choice. Or Tourettes. Maybe both.

What does the last text you received concern?
Uhhh... I was congratualted for getting my diploma yesterday.

Do you judge people, and then lie about it?
Yep.

If you became a doctor, would you help your patients kill themselves?
This is a shitty question. I beleive in a right to life/right to death but I don't believe in assisted suicide.

When will you next see the last person you texted?
Maybe never, maybe in a couple weeks. I dunno

Do you ever think people hate you for filling this out?
Over THIS? Nahh. Other stuff more likely :V

Honestly, when is the last time you have been to Texas?
I had a nightmare I was stabbed in the liver when I was staying in Texas, but nah I can't say I've ever been there :P

Name something funny that happened this week?
honestly I don't think I've laughed all week... :c

Would you change anything about yourself if you could?
I'd like to feel better. If possible, I'd like to feel happy again.

Do you get along with girls?
It depends. If they're friends, yes. If they're bitches, then no I don't bother with them. I don't like women that play power trips. I like ones that are compassionate and caring.

Do you put yourself before others?
Nope, can't say I do.

Do you like surprises?
Happy ones, haha

Who's the last person you had a deep meaningful conversation with?
ummm maybe at my college graduation

Honestly, would you rather be with your boyfriend right now?
Hell yes, we'd watch Broadway and sing showtunes and eat ice cream off each other's spunk spoons

Do you wish someone would call you?
Only if it meant I'd get to see them soon face-to-face. I disdain phonecalls

Do you tell your best friend EVERYTHING?
umm, it sort of depends I guess. I keep a lot of stuff locked up.

If you're single, why?
lol as if you can't figure it out yourselves.

What were the last two movies you watched?
The Avengers and John Carter

Do you tend to fall for people easily?
I tend to get duped easily, lol (coming off of a recent pooped-on situation from a gal in case you can't put that together)

Do you walk out of the house without makeup?
OH HELL NAWW BITCH WURR MAH MAS-KARA?

What is high school like for you? Or how was it?
it was alright but people tended to not include me in the popular groups. Or any groups. Or I wasn't allowed to be in any groups because my parents were too strict.

Are you shy or do you speak your mind?
Believe it or not, I'm pretty shy.

Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
Shut and locked if possible. I'll also bar the door too if I had the ability.

Were you single last summer?
Yep. Imagine that.

Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
60 people or so. I've not sang in a long time. I used to love to sing but I think I'm probably horrible to listen to.

Would you rather text or call?
Text. but honestly I'd rather see people face to face.

Do you still talk to the person who broke your heart the worst?
Why should I? she didn't care about me at all enough to GO CHEAT ON ME WITH multiple guys and openly tell them she loved them on Facebook. What a winner.

What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
WHY DOESNT THIS PERSON STOP ASKING ABOUT THE FUCKING KISS THAT NEVER WAS

In the last 12 months can you say you truly cared about someone?
Umm I thought I did but I can't say for sure. My perceptions of reality are fucked up right now pretty royally.

Think of the last person you kissed, did that person ever unbutton your pants?
If I ever kissed myself, then yes.

Do you like to cuddle?
How would I know?

Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months?
Doubtful why anyone would want to pin themselves to me. So no. I'd do a favor and break it off for them because they don't need a cancerous "lover"

Are you excited for anything?
There's only one thing I'm excited about. Not going to talk about it.

Has someone ever made you a big promise and broke it?
I'd certainly say so. Many times.

Let's be honest, what does your last text say?
something like "well they finally got my diploma right"

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Hell no.

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
I don't even know who I am myself.

What's something you really want right now, be honest?
not talking about it

Are you afraid of falling in love?
It's not fear, it's doubt and confusion why it would happen to someone like me

Anything happen to you in the past month that made you really mad?
Everything makes me angry.

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
I have three.

Do you drink water or soda more often?
Pop. I'll easily go for water if it's flavored, though.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Sleeping.

Are any of your friends virgins?
Two are.

Who are you dating?
tychotheitinerant

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Derping on the internet.

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
n/a

Have you ever kissed "just a friend"?
n/a

Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
Yes.

How many piercings do you have?
none

Would you lie to the police if it would save your best friend's life?
Yes.

Do you have a tattoo?
No, but I'd like at least one someday.

I bet you miss somebody right now?
No.

Can you commit to one person?
...Aren't I already?