stolen from  cgibby-- be forwarned that I'll try to make sure these are all my answers, lol

1. Are looks important in a relationship?
There needs to be a chemical connection. I'm not shallow but if I feel nothing, I feel nothing.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?
It's worked for some people. Not for me. Hopefully I could tack on a "yet" there

3. Are you a virgin?
lol yep

4. Are you in a relationship?
lol nope

5. Are you in love?
not in a relationship so...

6. Are you single this year?
Umm yeah all year long

7. Can you commit to one person?
If they commit to me. I'm like a dog in a really small pen. As long as I'm the only one in the pen I'll still love you. If you cram other dogs in with me I'll tear your hand off.

8. Describe your crush
Uhh... I'll just use my most recent one I guess. She and i went to high school together and sort of went in the same field but different directions. rocker girl, into tattoos and working out. She was always cute to me and sort of still is but I kinda had to give up on her since she's coming out of a failed engagement.

9. Describe your perfect mate
Really, more than anything, someone that would be supportive to me right now. Hopefully she's intelligent. Mainly I need someone that reciprocates relationship-y love

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
My pants get shorter.

11. Do you ever want to get married?
lol ask me later if I find someone that would want to be with me that long

12. Do you forgive betrayal?
In the past it's pissed me off deeply

13. Do you get jealous easily?
Maybe not as fast as I should have...

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Not really. not sure actually... it might be stifled

15. Do you have any piercings?
I kinda want some. Nothing pervy though.

16. Do you have any tattoos?
I WANT ONE but idk of what.

17. Do you like kissing in public?
I prefer someone kissing my private-- me private. Privately. Dammit.

- seems to be missing questions here, but lets roll with it -

20. Do you shower every day?
I would prefer to shower twice but that's excessive.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Not really anyone I know, no

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
lolnope

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Lol try me. I'd love commitment to someone that shows me the same love and respect.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
I doubt it, but who knows

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Maybe if I get mentally stable...

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
well... in a different circumstance. We're only friends and I told her I was depressed.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
bahahahha no
I'd read it backwards anyway :B

28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
I'm too good of a person to do that.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Nope honesty I havent

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Yes I have, several times.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Well I was cheated on so...

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
Does my left hand count as a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Does my right hand count as a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Never-ever

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Oh god yes and I'd about drop everything if I could get together with this girl.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Crush only. I am glad I listened to friend advice.

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Eh sort of... tastes change. Appeals change. People change.

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
As in they were "taken"? lol seem to be one of the biggest subliminal turn-ons I have :V

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
I've drawn for someone

41. Have you had sex so far this year?
With myself *eyebrows*

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
knowing me it wouldn't be very long. short attention span. Like to play with things. ADHD.

43. How long was your longest relationship?
hahahaha well god this would be embarrassing. Let's say under 1 month.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
2

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
no one

46. How many times did you have sex last year?
if we're counting masturbation then give me a bit-- I need to get my graphing calculator

47. How old are you?
21

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
"Well, I hope you guys stay happy together. you're too awesome to have someone treat you poorly"

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
the fact that she doesn't ask me for money right now :V (duh, still single)

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
I've never been in love so umm hey yeah I would answer the door, weird psychic futuregirl

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
I consider this a friendship thing and less about love bullcrap. I would do many things for a friend.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Yes, basically either I have nothing to offer them or they're already committed.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Me, for the lack of flirtings

54. Is there someone you will never forget?
I can't remember

55. Share a relationship story.
<Begins> talk learn like interest betrayal anger bitterness self-loathing <end of relationship>

56. State 8 facts about your body
1. Tall
2. MUSCLES
3. Blue Eyes
4. I smile when I'm happy a lot-- big clue for a potential love interest.
5. I'm witty/jokey
6. extremely double jointed
7. oddly long tongue
8. favorably proportioned in the genital area *cough*

57. Things you want to say to an ex
"bye/leave/get the fuck out of here"

58. What are five ways to win your heart?
1. Compassion
2. Intelligence
3. Humor
4. Artistic side
5. chemical appeal

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
lol not now. Maybe later.

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
umm... 3 years or so

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
As in body part? their legs and their breasts, then their face. Being honest here. As far as their body collectively? Their presence, their posture, their welcoming smile and stance.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Play wrestling. Maybe in the sand. then a quick run off somewhere for some privacy and *whistles*

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
repeated action until someone squirts some body fluid from some acceptable body part.

64. What is your definition of cheating?
Carrying on multiple relationships when they treated me as if I was cheating on them and made me feel terrible while she's out making out with other guys and telling them that she loves them without so much as a fraction of that interest shown to me.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
I'd imagine kissing all over her body and some undressing of each other I guess or something. No sudden movement though,

66. What is your favorite roleplay?
that my left hand is nearly anything besides my left hand.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
\Perfect date? Life altering memory, sharing something brand new and exciting with someone else who is awestruck too. Something stupid and ridiculous like going out and catching grasshoppers or lightning bugs. My real dream? Meeting someone in an art function/drawing studio thing and then spending long time talking about what kind of art moves us, what we hate and what we don't care about.

I like the awkward stupid moments to. something like sharing an umbrella even though we have two

68. What is your sexual orientation?
Lesbian in a man's body.

69. What turns you off?
Cold hands. *shudder* also I'd imagine any kind of weird bondage shit. If we're talking in general, I'd say a lack of communication other than one word replies.

70. What turns you on?
Stockings. Flexibility.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
umm I guess it would be a threesome in a spa after getting out of a ht tub. With Two Brit women. with their hair pulled back and... *gouh* is it warm now?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
"So, do you want to maybe order some Chinese food after this then knock it out again afterwards?"

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
I kinda want to be spontaneously hugged some. I've never had that happen.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you notice?
Firm, long legs .Oh my god it's just murr and the walk and
oh yeah I like tummies too. I don't want skeleton and I don't want Jabba the Hutt but a tummy is so cute

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Hmm, as a friend I once had a booze cooler made for me as a surprise. So nice.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I frequently like to do little petty things. Drop in candy bars into people's bags with a note or general notes and texts. The nicest thing I think I've done before is to go with a girl on a date (who loves pets and wants to work with injured people) is to go to a fair stall supporting service dogs and win her a stuffed rabbit for donating to the puppy-handlers.

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
To be honest, anything over 5 years apart is freaky. Ideally, within 3 years of age.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
Pineapple.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
I don't get jealous much anymore.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Uhhh... as a friend after they said it to me.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Backstreet Boys.

82. Who is the last person you hugged?
my penis.

83. Who was your first kiss with?
my penis

84. Why did your last relationship fail?
my peni-- I mean the fact she was cheating on me and I caught her and told her to fuck off

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
very, very, very unlikely