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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Bruce Banner
2. Hulk
3. Tolbia/Tolb sometimes Germ I like Germ

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Sang a wall-separated duet with my brother of 'I just can't wait to be king'
2. Got shouted at by mother for singing/screaming
3. Laughed at situation

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My skeleton
2. My lungs
3. And generally the rest of my vital organs

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My hedgehog-less arms
2. The fact I am not my hedgehog
3. That I can never talk to my hedgehog and know what it is like to be adorable

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. English
2. Welsh
3. Viking

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Breaking my ribs
2. Something bad happening to my animals
3. Not being able to handle my swag

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. sock
2. Another sock
3. Blanket

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Breathing
2. Moving
3. Digesting

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. Bed
2. Sofa
3. Floor

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Hawksley Workman
2. The Musgraves
3. The Hoosiers

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Smothered in dogs
2. Draped in hedgehogs
3. Bouncy castles

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. The Musgraves - Last of Me
2. Hawksley Workman - Warhol's portrait of Gretzky
3. Futureheads - Heatbeat song

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Get out of bed
2. Like work
3. Stop being a tit

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Sleeping with your mother
2. She keeps stopping in the street
3. She's calling me tell her to stop

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Them to like me
2. No sexing
3. Poly triad sigh

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. My abs
2. Lady-killing abilities
3. Successfully making sock puppets hilarious

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. I hate women
2. But I sometimes don't
3. I am nice

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. a face
2. arms
3. organs

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1.I
2.love
3.sociopaths

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Stop whistling
2. Lose at rock paper scissors
3. Take a punch

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Doritos from yesterday
2. I miss you doritos
3. Come home soon xoxo

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Dinosaurs
2. Prehistoric animals
3. Glow in the dark stars

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. Internet
2. telly
3. Bros


THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. lying motionless
2. Scaring my mother
3. Eating the cherries of all the cherry bakewells and putting them back in the box

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Take off my jumper
2. Ah that's better
3. Have a massage omfg Ive wanted one for years

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Bin-man
2. Kebab guy
3. Liability

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Alaska
2. American all over really
3. Idk whereever my buds are

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Ed
2. Edd
3. Eddy

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. Brad
2. Bradd
3. Bradde

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Tart
2. slag
3. Slut HAHAHHAA IM HILARIOUS

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. smoke everything
2. Take everything
3. Be a gang boss