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Secrets of the SWAT Kats -- Revealed at Last!
13 years ago
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CHANCE FURLONG ("T-BONE") & JAKE CLAWSON ("RAZOR")
Two paramilitary hotshots, both into crazy/sexy/dangerous/highly competitive shit. Having met during Enforcer training, they dedicated themselves to trying to outdo each other. Destined to fall in love with each other, and with Megakat City, they discovered that becoming vigilantes was the biggest turn-on of their young lives. For these two, the honeymoon has never ended.
CDR. ULYSSES FERAL
So deep in the closet he couldn't find his way out with a klieg light. Always a workaholic, Feral deliberately lost himself in his job after a marriage that lasted less than a year. He "doesn't have time" for women, despises all queers, but can't really explain, even to himself, why he allows his useless but oddly attractive second-in-command, Lt. Steel, to keep his job.
DEPUTY MAYOR CALLIE BRIGGS
This highly intelligent (and highly desirable) woman just can't figure out why all of her boyfriends turn out to be gay. Poor Callie -- she can't help falling for guys who are too good to be true. They usually are.
MAYOR MANX
A drunk, a coward, and a machine politician who's a lot smarter than he looks. Manx is determined to stay in office until he dies, and since half the city owes him favors, he probably will.
LT. FELINA FERAL
A stone butch lesbian who was once secretly voted the "straightest-acting man in the Enforcers," Felina tries to be just one of the guys, but there's such a competitive edge to everything she does that the only "guys" who really like her are the SWAT Kats.
ANN GORA
Ratings, ratings, ratings! That's what TV news is all about, and no one knows it better than Ms. Gora, who has her sights set on the next opening for a network anchorwoman -- an opening that can't come soon enough.
LT. STEEL
A half-baked know-it-all, but dangerously ambitious, who'll do anything, to anyone, to get what he wants. Making himself indispensable to Cdr. Feral (no one else wants to work with Steel), he's determined to become Megakat City's next top cop. Whether he lasts that long is another story...
THE VILLAINS
Megakat City has a pretty small rogues' gallery, but cats alive!, do they keep everyone busy cleaning up after them.
DARK KAT
A bargain basement Dr. Doom, and the biggest (in every sense) drama queen in town. Really just wants to be the center of attention all the time.
DR. VIPER
A mutated scientist who now listens only to the voices in his head. Enjoys sewers, swamps, insects, fungi, mass murder.
THE PASTMASTER
A time-travelling, dwarf zombie sorcerer who won't rest until the whole world is as ugly as he is.
THE METALLIKATS
A pair of thugs whose machine consciousness will probably outlive the entire population of Megakat City. Mac and Molly will most likely emerge from the rubble to find themselves rulers of the cockroaches.
Two paramilitary hotshots, both into crazy/sexy/dangerous/highly competitive shit. Having met during Enforcer training, they dedicated themselves to trying to outdo each other. Destined to fall in love with each other, and with Megakat City, they discovered that becoming vigilantes was the biggest turn-on of their young lives. For these two, the honeymoon has never ended.
CDR. ULYSSES FERAL
So deep in the closet he couldn't find his way out with a klieg light. Always a workaholic, Feral deliberately lost himself in his job after a marriage that lasted less than a year. He "doesn't have time" for women, despises all queers, but can't really explain, even to himself, why he allows his useless but oddly attractive second-in-command, Lt. Steel, to keep his job.
DEPUTY MAYOR CALLIE BRIGGS
This highly intelligent (and highly desirable) woman just can't figure out why all of her boyfriends turn out to be gay. Poor Callie -- she can't help falling for guys who are too good to be true. They usually are.
MAYOR MANX
A drunk, a coward, and a machine politician who's a lot smarter than he looks. Manx is determined to stay in office until he dies, and since half the city owes him favors, he probably will.
LT. FELINA FERAL
A stone butch lesbian who was once secretly voted the "straightest-acting man in the Enforcers," Felina tries to be just one of the guys, but there's such a competitive edge to everything she does that the only "guys" who really like her are the SWAT Kats.
ANN GORA
Ratings, ratings, ratings! That's what TV news is all about, and no one knows it better than Ms. Gora, who has her sights set on the next opening for a network anchorwoman -- an opening that can't come soon enough.
LT. STEEL
A half-baked know-it-all, but dangerously ambitious, who'll do anything, to anyone, to get what he wants. Making himself indispensable to Cdr. Feral (no one else wants to work with Steel), he's determined to become Megakat City's next top cop. Whether he lasts that long is another story...
THE VILLAINS
Megakat City has a pretty small rogues' gallery, but cats alive!, do they keep everyone busy cleaning up after them.
DARK KAT
A bargain basement Dr. Doom, and the biggest (in every sense) drama queen in town. Really just wants to be the center of attention all the time.
DR. VIPER
A mutated scientist who now listens only to the voices in his head. Enjoys sewers, swamps, insects, fungi, mass murder.
THE PASTMASTER
A time-travelling, dwarf zombie sorcerer who won't rest until the whole world is as ugly as he is.
THE METALLIKATS
A pair of thugs whose machine consciousness will probably outlive the entire population of Megakat City. Mac and Molly will most likely emerge from the rubble to find themselves rulers of the cockroaches.
I needs to get this show on DVD someday
http://www.amazon.com/Swat-Kats-Radical-Squadron-Disc/dp/B004H0M2ZU/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1340725620&sr=1-1&keywords=swat+kats+complete+series
http://www.wbshop.com/category/wbsh.....ner+archive.do
http://www.wbshop.com/product/swat+.....+1000181482.do
That and showed off Razor's thing for Deputy Mayor Briggs.
Though I must say it was so retro at the same time. I'd I wasn't reading this on a phone I'd swear it was about a decade or so ago and I was reading a BBS post from a newly-out furry expounding his theories on the true and real sexualities of the characters he thought were hot.
When does the SWAT Kats:The Untold Story comic come out??