Tentacles are highly underrated as legitimate weapons.

They are also really watchful babysitters.

Words can't express how much I want to make a Maniac Mansion referance right now...

you n' yer demons ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ars_Goetia#Ars_Goetia read it

someone's feelin' ambitious XD

I can't help it ):

i'm going to commission you of Tay summoning Esarhaddon (fomalhaut in crazy demon form).

Esarhaddon is the 8th Classy, Sassy Bitch of Hell. When summoned you must snap in a z formation and exclaim "No you DIH-INT!" He can teach a man how to dress to impress, make people very confused, and soothe the PMS of any woman once a summoning. He has the appearance of a rabbit and a goat.

I was wonderin' what that old cryptic description of a commish was all about a while back!

I don't remember such things :<

you says, and I quote
"Here's a teaser!

a bunny
horns
muttonchops
steampunk"
:P

That's not cryptic! I didn't even mention demons in that.

I could have said "A dark and terrible being lurking in the night, offering to go shoes shopping with women in order to reap their souls and buy a pair of Vans to match his orange and yellow ensemble."

mmmmmm Vans XD


well you did say horns at least XD

I do actually have a pair of bright orange vans...they're kinda faded though, so it might as well be yellow

stilll..........they sound delicious XD

Don't eat my shoes ): you will be doing a grave dishonor to your family! And to my shoes...
*offers ginger bread* This gingerbread was baked in the lap of Andromalius, seasoned with a ginger so evil to speak its species and genus is to utter damnation unto your soul.

yes demonology and mythology is indeed interesting. And the C word is Christian now? o.o

You know if you say Christian over and over again it sorta... sounds weird and looses meaning.

Do you do that as well? Sometimes I'll just say a word over and over until the sounds coming out of my mouth have no meaning anymore...

Maybe I'm crazy.

It's like you're destroying the human language. language, language, language, language.

Don't you mean english language? ;P

I just think it's so interesting how we've attached meaning to a collection of various gutteral throat noises

lol yeah ment english. Well I guess it could be used for any language really.

Words are funny. Anything can mean anything really. it's just weird. weird weird weird weird weird. Lets destroy all language!

DID SOMEONE SAY CHRISTIAN?>>?????

YES I DID SIR, IT WAS ME

HOW DARE YOU INFRINGE ON MY RIGHTS WAA WAAW WAAAAAAAA

heart now drop your pants and bend over i am about to summon Marquis Sabnock outta your tuckus.

and then the radio crackered
"No John, you are the demons."

And then, John was a Zombie.

It would be the greatest story ever told, were it not for Quarterlife: Half way to Destruction, available from the same author.
http://quarterliferedux.ytmnd.com/

Formalhaut is totally not tentacles.
I mean, if it were, where would Cthugha live?

Nout wrong with theology, the occult and such like - it's all pretty fascinating stuff.