Two things I don't understand: MLP and TFP... -_-

My Little Pony
What the hell is SOOOO great about MLP???? I do not get it... >.> My friends are addicted to this crap and I don't see what's so great about it. It looks so stupid; the ponies all look like they snorted crack and are now plain retarded! I've seen parts of it and I think it is GARBAGE. Are there any other MLP haters out there or do I stand alone?

Transformers: Prime
Oh hell no! They took the Transformer movies and turned them into a retarded kids show??? REALLY?! It's not even great! How could robots be toothpicks and blobs??? Why does Starscream have Barbie legs? GAH!!! That's it... I now hate something with Transformers. Oh well, Michael Bay and the creators of TFP can eat their hearts out when Transformers: Fall of Cybertron comes out.

I will NEVER join the dark side by liking these things! I prefer Star Wars the Clone Wars a lot more than this useless shizz...

Does anyone else hate this? Please save me!!! D: