As some know, if you create rooms in Mario Kart Wii, you can't write
whatever you want - no - you have to pick from premade sentences.
But that didn't stop us from trying the more or less (probably less) famous
MARIO KART WII YIFF!

Log begins:

Me: Hello!

Friend: Long time no see!

M: Thanks for waiting!

F: Ready?

M: Let's wait 3 more minutes.

F: Let's get started!

M: Go easy on me!

F: I'll try my best!

M: I mightn't do so well...

F: What shall we play?

M: LEt's have a grand prix!

F: I'm going to use a large vehicle!

M: I'm going to use my Wii Wheel!

F: Hmm..

M: Rainbow Road!

F: I'm the best!

M: You're all so fast!

F: So exciting!

M: Grrr! No fair!

F: This isn't over yet!

M: Yaaaaay!

F: Thanks for a great time!

M; Let's have a balloon battle! (I hit the wrong option)

F: I'm ready to quit...

M: I won't lose next time!

Log ends..

Surely enough to rock anyones' boxers or similar.. or not <.<;

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Codes:
Mario Kart Wii: (Race rating: 8300, woo!)
0044-2922-8005

My Wii Code Thing:
1989 6481 7690 0711

My PS3 username:
Anathematized