Still offerin' 90s Liefeldian trades: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3563477/

I was tagged by  acerbusanimus to do this and I thought eyyyyyyy why not.

001. Name → I sure have one.
002. Nickname(s) → Bee, Cricket, Scoops, Chops, Stop Staring You Fucking Pervert, M, Holdy
003. Status → Restless
004. Zodiac sign → I'm not sure. I think...Gemini? I don't pay much attention to horoscopes.
005. Male or female → Y Chromosome all up in this piece.
006. Elementary School → I don't remember much about it. The hallways smelled like varnish and urine.
007. Middle School → Is one of the most annoying transitions a person has to make in their lives, physically, socially, mentally...Middle School is a freaking hurricane.
008. High School → Was mostly a waste of my time, from an educational standpoint. It can't be a complete waste though--drama club was good, and I've still kept a few friends from those days.
009. Smart → Like, am I? Nah, not really. Well, it depends on the sort of smart. I'm "book" smart but not really "practicality" smart or "witty" smart.
010. Hair color → AH'M BAWLD but when I'm not it's very dark blonde, almost but not quite brown.
011. Long or short → It's...about as short as hair gets.
012. Loud or Quiet → Quiet most of the time, loud when I'm with just one or two good friends.
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans. All the way. I used to wear sweats all the time, and now I'm kind of embarrassed by those days.
014. Phone or Camera → Neither of mine are particularly great (not that I'm complaining, I'm glad to have either at all!), but I'd like a better phone before I got a better camera. I've had the same one since high school and it's a technological dinosaur. Can't even receive pictures.
015. Health freak → Sometimes. It fluctuates on an almost daily basis. I'll have one day where it's like nothing but veggies and fruit and soy and grains and another day where everything I eat has massive amounts of cheese in it.
016. Drink or Smoke? → I have a drink on occasion, to celebrate something or after a particularly grating workday.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Not at present.
018. Eating or Drinking → Like, which do I prefer, or what? I'm not sure how to answer this one.
019. Piercings → None right now, used to have one in the cartilage of my left-hand ear. Long story short, my body rejected it harder than Gordon Ramsay to overcooked pasta and I had to tearfully dig it out of my swollen earflesh with some pliers.
020. Tattoos → None on me, two planned, have designed some for friends.

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → My first and only was my ear.
024. First best friend → First one that I can remember was my best friend pretty much all up from first to sixth grade. We started drifting apart a bit in middle school, and by the end of high school we were really just sort of accquaintences. Now we'll say hi on Facebook maybe once a century.
025. First award → I came in second place in the elementary school walkathon when I was in...second grade? Third? How do you even "place" in a walkathon, did I like...walk the second-most? Must have. I still actually have the trophy. It's the only trophy I've ever won and it's RIDICULOUS huge for both an elementary school kid to receive and for something like a walkathon. Thing's like three feet tall.
026. First crush → Girl named Heidi when I was...like maybe 3? I randomly ran into her decades later and she's still doing pretty well. Uh, no maintained crush, though. That would be creepy.
027. First pet → I can't remember exactly cuz they all run together...it was either a beetle of some sort that I named Brutus, a colony of unnamed pill bugs, or a salamander that immediately committed suicide. I never really had a "traditional" pet, they were more things that I caught and kept in little terrariums. I've been giving some genuine thought to keeping some roaches, though.
028. First big vacation → First one I can remember is Leavenworth. It's a little German village touristy place up northeast a ways from where I live. I don't remember a whole lot about it--I remember lederhosen, really good sausage, tons of alpenhorns, and beating Super Mario Land 2 on my way back home.
030. First big birthday → I know I had some, but I don't really have any distinct memories. As I got older, I stopped doing "big" birthday parties. Now I might do those for milestones, but for the regular ones, I'm happy just getting together my immediate family and a couple friends and doing a nice dinner somewhere.

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → I'm nibbling on some junior mints.
050. Drinking → Refreshing, tasty water.
052. I'm about to → Probably fire up a video game.
053. Listening to → The washing machine. It's right next to me, makin' my clothes all clean.
054. Plans for today → Wash clothes, cook a food, play some vidya, look for better jobs, go to my current job, maybe some late-night drawing.

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → I do, but it's not SUCH a strong desire that I'd push the issue if my hypothetical wife really pointedly didn't want any.
059. Want to get married? → I really, really do. It's like...one of my top three wants.
060. Careers → Some design position somewheres. A lot of my project-working-on dreams are elaborate hobbies, not careers--getting out a comic, working on an RPG sourcebook, blah blah.

SOMETHING ABOUT SEX:
068. Lips or eyes → I notice both pretty equally. Incidentally? Favourite parts of the face to draw.
070. Shorter or taller? → I'm on the taller side of things. Six foot even.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Little of both.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → I refuse to answer this on the grounds that it will be predictable and embarrassing.
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship. I am very much a relationship guy. I've tried to do the hook-up thing before, a few times really, and it only ends up with everyone feeling bad.
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → Mostly hesitant, but I have a genuinely mischievous streak that pops out once in a great while.

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → Thankfully, no. I've accidentally crushed glasses before though.
081. Ran away from home → Genuinely considered it before, but never have.
084. Broken someone's heart → Enough hearts to make me feel kind of queasy if I dwell on them too long.
085. Been arrested → Threatened with it once, but never have been.
087. Cried when someone died → Not so far, and that kind of bothers me. I mean--none of the deaths I've experienced so far have been people that were particularly close to me, but still. You'd think I'd get a little sniffly or something.


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Not often. I have random days where I totally do and everything kicks ass and YEAH I CAN DO IT but the default is a quiet but firm "no, not really."
090. Miracles → I think they do still happen from time to time.
091. Love at first sight → Nope. Complete, total, unmitigated bullshit.
092. Heaven → Yeah. Really curious what it looks like too.
093. Santa Claus → Nah. And not to sound like That Guy, but I'm not sure if I ever really did. I know I pretended to as a kid, cuz it's fun, but I know I was consciously pretending.
094. Sex on the first date → Nope.
095. Kiss on the first date → Nnnn...maaaayyybe? I wouldn't entirely, completely rule it out. But honestly, probably not. *waits for a wave of cries of "HYPOCRISY" from people he's kissed*

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → If by "be with" you mean "hang out with," yes. If you mean romantically...no, not really, not right now.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Hah! Hell no! But I'm working on that.
099. Do you believe in God → Eeyup.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag. NO I AM A MAVERICK CAW CAW I will title it what I want and ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE IS TAGGED, MOFOS. OH YEAH, STICKING IT TO THE MAN AND this joke was over three sentences ago.

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