lalala... WHACKOMGEVULLL!!
17 years ago
General
Need pictures so y'all can see just how awful it is for yourselves but... My (kinda) new car got torched. Like, it is now almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a car now. it doesn't even have four tires. Like crispy. After calling the fire department, I got a visit from the local arson investigator. He said it was intentional. I'm all "WTH?!" I mean like, I have NO enemies. None. Seriously, like people done even know who I am, let alone hate me. Mum says it was probably the felonious and nefarious meth-cooking sonsabitches up the street. I just know now we're out one honda civic. Our vehicle inventory just took a $6000 hit. Like epic critical hit from a dire suckasaur. Like rolling a natural twenty. And it occurred to me: I should bake them some brownies and leave some pity little verse about 'love thy neighbor, just wanted to be friendly' just to make them feel like total shit. Like they made me feel. What is that verse...? something about wrath... Ah, just found it:
"Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: "It is mine to avenge; I will repay,"says the Lord. On the contrary:
"If your enemy is hungry, feed him;
if he is thirsty, give him something to drink.
In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head." Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good."
I will not let the evils of the world destroy me. I am me.
"Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: "It is mine to avenge; I will repay,"says the Lord. On the contrary:
"If your enemy is hungry, feed him;
if he is thirsty, give him something to drink.
In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head." Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good."
I will not let the evils of the world destroy me. I am me.
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