MEET SIMON
13 years ago
Simon: H-H-Hi everyone
creator: feel free to ask the vir- er bunny anything
Simon: w-w-what was that creator
creator: n-n-nothing
Simon: okay people feel free to ask me anything
creator: feel free to ask the vir- er bunny anything
Simon: w-w-what was that creator
creator: n-n-nothing
Simon: okay people feel free to ask me anything
creator: 'fraid not
What are your plans for the future?
-blushes looks down and sees the creator putting a sign on me that say 'virgin hole at the rear'- C-C-CREATOR
Creator: best way for you to come out your shell........ EMBARRASSMENT -is hit up side the head by Barry, Elliot, and Isayo- owwwww
Barry: DON'T EMBARRASS HIM YOU'LL MAKE HIM MORE SELF-CONSCIOUS AND GIVE HIM LOWER SELF-ESTEEM
Creator: b-b-but it builds character -Isayo kicks me in the nuts and i scream like a little girl-
Isayo: builds charracter my ass
Simon: t-t-thanks everyone
Barry, Elliot, Isayo: no problem that IDIOT creator
Creator: H-HE- -is glared by the three and i whimper and sit down-
Barry, Elliot, Isayo: as we were saying. he's not that bad he cares for us just messes up on how to at times
What is your home life like Simon?
Elliot and Isayo: IF THE CREATOR GETS OF HIS ASS
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Simon: SIMON CHOP!!! -hits the creator on the head with a giant heavy book- sorry for the outburst and the creator here i really don't mind it at all so sure -blushes and smiles-
Now where would you like to go for our date?
Me: sure. Have fun you two.
Demy: hi. is Simon home?
Simon: -trips over a case of water and tumbles in front of the door and rubs my head- h-hi Demy sorry bout the whole tumbling around
Akita: hey Simon who's your friend there
Simon: oh morning Akita this is Demy, Demy Akita
Akita: hey Demy take good care of this big lug kay
Akita: -ears perk up and sneak by quickly and drops a "rubber" in Simon's pocket-
Akita: -laughs mischievously- 'they'll never expect me to be disguised as something so small and insignificant'
Demy: what movie would you like to watch?
Akita: -is at home- good thing i slipped that note into his pocket will i was still there i'm such a good brother >|3