"Heyas folks. I got a new batch 'o stuff fer y'all to gander at. Be carefull, tho. I still got some boxes lyin' 'round an' wouldn't want any 'o y'all to trip'r nuthin'. I also got a fresh tub 'o worchestershire cheese dip, candied crickets, an' some Rootworm dip. Help yerself if'n you want.
"Oh, hey. If'n you wanna crank up the stereo, I got some Nunzilla in there. Cool kitchy punk rock, it is."

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Here you go folks! I started diggin' through my art morgue tonight and came up with some winners. Give 'em a look-see an' have fun.