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Another survey. Yanked from gren and apes.
13 years ago
General
Harken to these words:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
It doesn't HAVE a door. I took it off the hinges a couple of years ago, because I wanted access and didn't like the big door shape there.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
... The kind of places I stay, you take your own, or go without.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Untucked, because I have to have freedom of movement.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, because I hate missing signs.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
My handwriting is terrible, so no.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Don't cut them out at all.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Bears can be evaded. Bees, not so much.
8: Do you have freckles?
Some.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
No.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
NOISE.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nope.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Music is required for dancing.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I don't use them.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
None.
17: What size is your bed?
Double.
18: What is your Song of the week?
Diamond Head: Starcrossed
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
If they can pull it off.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Not often. Don't get much time to.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Most of them.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
If I posted it online, it wouldn't be hidden.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
Orange juice.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Bbq sauce, naturally.
25: What is your favorite food?
Chips, but chinese is making a play.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Blues Brothers, Die Hard, Gone in 60 Seconds (the original)
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Yeah. 8 years!
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If I was being paid a suitable amount.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Ages ago.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
I know HOW, but I'd need to poke around and find the right plugs.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope!
33: Ever ran out of gas?
Nearly once. Was down to fumes, but I was just about able to get it started after work, and get it to the petrol station all of 50 yards away.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Bacon and cheese.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Full fried breakfast.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
9-11PM.
37: Are you lazy?
No. I just need my sleep, and don't like doing things when they're not necaserry.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Didn't.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I don't know, what?
40: How many languages can you speak?
English, bad english, l33t, some french, very little japanese, and enough german to be a profane pervert.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
LEGO all the way.
43: Are you stubborn?
Yes, because I know I'm fucking right.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Me.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Nope. Never.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
I'm afraid of long drops. Heights I can deal with, it's just LOOKING DOWN THE SIDE that's the issue.
47: Do you sing in the car?
If you can call that singing.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
No.
49: Do you dance in the car?
... I DRIVE the car. I don't dance. Also, it's not big enough.
50: Ever used a gun?
BB guns, air rifles.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Aaages.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Insulting to cheese.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Not when you don't give a shit.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Nope.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Train driver.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Orange juice.
60: Wear slippers?
Nope.
61: Wear a bath robe?
No. I don't like them.
62: What do you wear to bed?
I don't.
63: First concert?
Reading festival.
64: Asda, Tesco or Sainsburys?
Tesco. Staff discount, yo.
65: Nike or Adidas?
Caterpillar.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Bacon crunchies.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Ick, neither.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
Nope.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Don't believe in the whole marriage thing.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yep.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Never been in one.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No.
74: Own any record albums?
What, on vinyl? I don't know how to use the things.
75: Own a record player?
Somewhere.
76: Regularly burn incense?
Nope.
77: Ever been in love?
Yeah.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Iron Maiden.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Some locals at the facebar. Don't remember who, just remember lots of screaming, and the dulled ringing after.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Neither!
81: Tea or coffee?
Neither!
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snicker what now?
83: Can you swim well?
I can swin. I can't float, but I can swim.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes.
85: Are you patient?
When I feel like it.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Depends on the band or the DJ. TBH, I'd probably just settle for having someone hack up an improved playlist.
87: Ever won a contest?
Don't remember.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No. And what I want is more drastic than that; I need new eyes.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
Green. Easier to see on the shelf.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
Dyspraxic, so no.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
Outdoors, in a pit. Campfires ftw.
92: Do you want to get married?
No.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
N/A
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No. I try to talk people into it, and if I HAVE to have my own way, it escalates into shouting matches and me storming off to do it on my own.
If it's important enough, I won't budge or compromise.
96: Do you have kids?
No, thank fuck.
97: Do you want kids?
NO!
98: Whats your favorite color?
Black.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes.
It doesn't HAVE a door. I took it off the hinges a couple of years ago, because I wanted access and didn't like the big door shape there.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
... The kind of places I stay, you take your own, or go without.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Untucked, because I have to have freedom of movement.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, because I hate missing signs.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
My handwriting is terrible, so no.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Don't cut them out at all.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Bears can be evaded. Bees, not so much.
8: Do you have freckles?
Some.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
No.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
NOISE.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nope.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Music is required for dancing.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I don't use them.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
None.
17: What size is your bed?
Double.
18: What is your Song of the week?
Diamond Head: Starcrossed
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
If they can pull it off.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Not often. Don't get much time to.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Most of them.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
If I posted it online, it wouldn't be hidden.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
Orange juice.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Bbq sauce, naturally.
25: What is your favorite food?
Chips, but chinese is making a play.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Blues Brothers, Die Hard, Gone in 60 Seconds (the original)
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Yeah. 8 years!
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If I was being paid a suitable amount.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Ages ago.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
I know HOW, but I'd need to poke around and find the right plugs.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope!
33: Ever ran out of gas?
Nearly once. Was down to fumes, but I was just about able to get it started after work, and get it to the petrol station all of 50 yards away.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Bacon and cheese.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Full fried breakfast.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
9-11PM.
37: Are you lazy?
No. I just need my sleep, and don't like doing things when they're not necaserry.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Didn't.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I don't know, what?
40: How many languages can you speak?
English, bad english, l33t, some french, very little japanese, and enough german to be a profane pervert.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
LEGO all the way.
43: Are you stubborn?
Yes, because I know I'm fucking right.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Me.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Nope. Never.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
I'm afraid of long drops. Heights I can deal with, it's just LOOKING DOWN THE SIDE that's the issue.
47: Do you sing in the car?
If you can call that singing.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
No.
49: Do you dance in the car?
... I DRIVE the car. I don't dance. Also, it's not big enough.
50: Ever used a gun?
BB guns, air rifles.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Aaages.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Insulting to cheese.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Not when you don't give a shit.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Nope.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Train driver.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Orange juice.
60: Wear slippers?
Nope.
61: Wear a bath robe?
No. I don't like them.
62: What do you wear to bed?
I don't.
63: First concert?
Reading festival.
64: Asda, Tesco or Sainsburys?
Tesco. Staff discount, yo.
65: Nike or Adidas?
Caterpillar.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Bacon crunchies.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Ick, neither.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
Nope.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Don't believe in the whole marriage thing.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yep.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Never been in one.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No.
74: Own any record albums?
What, on vinyl? I don't know how to use the things.
75: Own a record player?
Somewhere.
76: Regularly burn incense?
Nope.
77: Ever been in love?
Yeah.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Iron Maiden.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Some locals at the facebar. Don't remember who, just remember lots of screaming, and the dulled ringing after.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Neither!
81: Tea or coffee?
Neither!
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snicker what now?
83: Can you swim well?
I can swin. I can't float, but I can swim.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes.
85: Are you patient?
When I feel like it.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Depends on the band or the DJ. TBH, I'd probably just settle for having someone hack up an improved playlist.
87: Ever won a contest?
Don't remember.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No. And what I want is more drastic than that; I need new eyes.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
Green. Easier to see on the shelf.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
Dyspraxic, so no.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
Outdoors, in a pit. Campfires ftw.
92: Do you want to get married?
No.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
N/A
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No. I try to talk people into it, and if I HAVE to have my own way, it escalates into shouting matches and me storming off to do it on my own.
If it's important enough, I won't budge or compromise.
96: Do you have kids?
No, thank fuck.
97: Do you want kids?
NO!
98: Whats your favorite color?
Black.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes.
