PLEASE DROP DEAD, PREFERABLY FROM SOME SORT OF DISEASE THAT IS VERY PAINFUL, LEAVING YOU WITH BLOOD COMING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE. SPIKED DILDOS WILL ALSO BE INVOLVED, I HOPE.

YOU wrote my fucking chunk of the paper, apparently because you got tired of me asking how to do something I haven't done in two years and don't particularly care for. YOU fix the fucking problems, including finding out why we're missing half the data. I have two more papers I need to work on, and I WILL be working on them first. I'm so very tired of this bullshit.