So! Going to Connecticut! I probably should have written this earlier, but... I'll be honest, I have a tiny attention span. I'm writing this from the terminal, where my brain is telling me this is a terrible idea because I know how planes work and it's amazing that they fly at all. No biggie. Short aside: if I don't post anything in a week or two, just assume I died in a horrible plane crash. I know I haven't been updating, or posting, or commenting at all recently, and I could just make vague promises about how I'm going to get back to it and all that jazz, or I could make a really funny joke in this journal to make up for the... month? Two? Hands up for the empty promise? No one? Not surprised. The joke? Still no one? Balls to that, here's the joke.
So a pirate's new on a ship. He's been there for about a week, and there's another pirate. and crap, have to go again. I'll finish the joke later.