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False Alarm!
13 years ago
I'm not dead!
Sorry If I gave anyone a bit of a scare there, but it turns out there's no internet in Connecticut. So, now that I'm updating again (Expect this to be rare) so I'll FINALLY finish my Pirate joke.
So this pirate is new on the ship, and he sees this other pirate, and this other pirate is like the quintessential pirate. He's got the eye patch, the hook, and the peg-leg. He's very definitely handicapped. Anyway, so a few days pass, and he finally gets up the nerve to ask:
"So, uh, how'd ya lose the leg?"
"Arr, the leg? (Read this in a Piratey voice.) Shark bit it off the coast o' Tortuga!"
"What about the hand?"
"Oh... The hand? Lost it in a battle with the East India Trading Comp'ny!"
"Neat. Uh, what happened to your eye?"
"Err... The eye. Well... Long st'ry short, A bird crapped in it."
"A... bird crapped in it?"
Sorry, I have to go, I'll finish this... Joke! Joke! Stop hitting me!
"Weeell... First day with the hook..."
Sorry If I gave anyone a bit of a scare there, but it turns out there's no internet in Connecticut. So, now that I'm updating again (Expect this to be rare) so I'll FINALLY finish my Pirate joke.
So this pirate is new on the ship, and he sees this other pirate, and this other pirate is like the quintessential pirate. He's got the eye patch, the hook, and the peg-leg. He's very definitely handicapped. Anyway, so a few days pass, and he finally gets up the nerve to ask:
"So, uh, how'd ya lose the leg?"
"Arr, the leg? (Read this in a Piratey voice.) Shark bit it off the coast o' Tortuga!"
"What about the hand?"
"Oh... The hand? Lost it in a battle with the East India Trading Comp'ny!"
"Neat. Uh, what happened to your eye?"
"Err... The eye. Well... Long st'ry short, A bird crapped in it."
"A... bird crapped in it?"
Sorry, I have to go, I'll finish this... Joke! Joke! Stop hitting me!
"Weeell... First day with the hook..."
