Fomalhaut: I just described my penis as "an unruly, throbbing flesh ambassador" and a friend's backside as "the grand hall of the warrior king". ):
Fomalhaut: i need help
Fomalhaut: lol
Pawlet: jesus effing christ
Pawlet: sex with you is like sex in dungeons and dragons
Fomalhaut: oh god
Fomalhaut: it's true

god it is springtime and I want to locate the closest attractive young man and put him into various positions while I ravage his tender body, and then take pics and share it with the world (but not you guys)