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My first journal entry
13 years ago
Dear Journal
I watched that new Amazing Spiderman movie.It was just...I feel like Universal studios just raped my childhood.They took Spiderman and fucked EVERYTHING up.Peter is now some sort of skater douche and he isn't a nerd anymore.He's just this dumb prepubescent kid with a boner for Gwen Stacey.They even had the audacity to RUIN the Uncle Ben speech.HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP!?How do you fuck up Uncle Ben's speech?Out of all the things they ruined in this movie THAT took the cake.It was GOD AWFUL.Not to mention throughout the entire film these people were just talking behind me the ENTIRE time.What inconsiderate pricks.They spoke spanish like it would make a difference.Like it makes a difference.."Oh you're talking really loudly during the movie?Just so long as you don't speak English."Well, that's not fair to say they spoke English.They just transitioned from one to another.
I honestly wanted to punch these spanish speaking fucks in their retarded heads.I paid my hard earned money to see this movie.Be it a crappy movie, doesn't mean I don't want to listen to the film I paid to see.They weren't even trying to whisper is what pissed me off the most.They straight up were just talking out loud.It came to a point where even their own party started telling them to shut the hell up.
There should be a sign on the screen before the movie starts that's just like"Please,shut the hell up during the movie or we'll shove a flash light up your ass...Enjoy the film."
Well,that's all I have to say about that Journal.
I watched that new Amazing Spiderman movie.It was just...I feel like Universal studios just raped my childhood.They took Spiderman and fucked EVERYTHING up.Peter is now some sort of skater douche and he isn't a nerd anymore.He's just this dumb prepubescent kid with a boner for Gwen Stacey.They even had the audacity to RUIN the Uncle Ben speech.HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP!?How do you fuck up Uncle Ben's speech?Out of all the things they ruined in this movie THAT took the cake.It was GOD AWFUL.Not to mention throughout the entire film these people were just talking behind me the ENTIRE time.What inconsiderate pricks.They spoke spanish like it would make a difference.Like it makes a difference.."Oh you're talking really loudly during the movie?Just so long as you don't speak English."Well, that's not fair to say they spoke English.They just transitioned from one to another.
I honestly wanted to punch these spanish speaking fucks in their retarded heads.I paid my hard earned money to see this movie.Be it a crappy movie, doesn't mean I don't want to listen to the film I paid to see.They weren't even trying to whisper is what pissed me off the most.They straight up were just talking out loud.It came to a point where even their own party started telling them to shut the hell up.
There should be a sign on the screen before the movie starts that's just like"Please,shut the hell up during the movie or we'll shove a flash light up your ass...Enjoy the film."
Well,that's all I have to say about that Journal.
1. journal? do you mean utterly shitty movie?
2. do what Adam Jensen would do, follow them to their house, and shot them both in the head and hide them in the bathroom.