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And the dreams keep getting weirder!
17 years ago
The Rantings of an Art Crazed Chow, Second verse, same as the first.
I don't make it a habit of posting my dreams, but lately I had two that were real epics.
Dream 1: I'm at my GF's house, cleaning her animals, 2 guinea pigs and a hamster. I go to put Coco, her long hair guinea pig in the cleaning cage, the little guy is always mellow when it comes to changing his cage. I go to Mittens who is the feisty one cause he likes to bite. I put him in his cage and turn to start cleaning and lo and behold, yet another guinea pig is in the cage. For me it is a WTF moment because I know she only has two. I pick up this newcomer and puts him in Mitten's cleaning cage and proceed to do the dirty deed (of cleaning you perverts!). Out of the corner of my eye, I see something flash. At first I thought it was Fuzzy, her hamster has gotten loose. I got to Fuzzy's cage and there is no cage. Instead I see a box on the floor moving quickly under the bed. I head to the other side to intercept the box, which I did, I lift it up and nothing! I hear chittering from the dresser and turn. Instead of a hamster, I see instead a creature, about as long as a ferret with light brown fur. It swishes it's tails... Tails??? The darn thing had two tails. With a wink of her eyes (Somehow I got the impression it was female) she scampers down the dresser and disappears out the room to the bathroom. At this point I am freaked. I call out to my GF. "Sweetie! did you get another guinea pig???" She yells from the bathroom, No! "Sweetie! did you get a Ferret??" Again she said no. At this time I wonder why she lied and with the critter in the bathroom with her at that. She comes out the bathroom half naked and said "I always had three guinea pigs, you know that. I was not about to ask her what became of Fuzzy. At that point I notice her purse on the bed moving. The catch undo itself and the ferret creature pokes her head out from it and gives me a sly grin. At that point I wake up. Is that weird or what???
Dream 2: Now and then I dream of my former military life and in this one I, being in the Air Force, went to an Army base for some training. All goes well until this A-hole of a Sargent calls me into a briefing room. There he its me down and grills me on things. All is routine until he holds up something that surprises me (I almost shat in my pants.) It was one of my old sketchbooks, I mean one of my real old ones, lined paper and such. He turns to a page where one of my old sketches (early 70's) of a bunny gal, half dressed and giving one of those bedroom eyes look. At this point the Sargent goes apeshit and points to it saying, "Yea, you would like to hit that, you freak! You furries disgust me!" I goes, "WTF???" Next thing I knew, I am ushered to a room where I sit until some lady walks in, big glasses and a notebook. She ask me about my dreams, did I have special feelings for my mother, and how many times do I jack off. I snap and start quoting regulations and about how this whole witchhunt was unfair. The door bursts open and a crowd rushes in and binds me up in a straight jacket. As I struggle one of them offers me a ball gag, I tell him to screw off. The Sargent, who with each passing moment grows more like a demon in a uniform jerks and contorts as I rattle off more regulations until he finally explodes, but not before he rips apart my old sketchbook!!! This enrages me and I tear out of the straight jacket and makes a dash for the door. Each doorway I come to, this lady with the glasses keep showing up and asking me more embarrassing questions. I finally make it outside, off the base and back to the city. In the park I rest beside a tree and start ripping off my uniform. From behind the tree, that lady ask me one final question. "If I was a bunny, would you do me?" At which point she slowly morphs into an anthro bunny gal. I wake up in a cold sweat!!!
Ok, too much information!! Sorry but I figured I had to get this out of my system. What does it all mean??? What does it all mean???
Dream 1: I'm at my GF's house, cleaning her animals, 2 guinea pigs and a hamster. I go to put Coco, her long hair guinea pig in the cleaning cage, the little guy is always mellow when it comes to changing his cage. I go to Mittens who is the feisty one cause he likes to bite. I put him in his cage and turn to start cleaning and lo and behold, yet another guinea pig is in the cage. For me it is a WTF moment because I know she only has two. I pick up this newcomer and puts him in Mitten's cleaning cage and proceed to do the dirty deed (of cleaning you perverts!). Out of the corner of my eye, I see something flash. At first I thought it was Fuzzy, her hamster has gotten loose. I got to Fuzzy's cage and there is no cage. Instead I see a box on the floor moving quickly under the bed. I head to the other side to intercept the box, which I did, I lift it up and nothing! I hear chittering from the dresser and turn. Instead of a hamster, I see instead a creature, about as long as a ferret with light brown fur. It swishes it's tails... Tails??? The darn thing had two tails. With a wink of her eyes (Somehow I got the impression it was female) she scampers down the dresser and disappears out the room to the bathroom. At this point I am freaked. I call out to my GF. "Sweetie! did you get another guinea pig???" She yells from the bathroom, No! "Sweetie! did you get a Ferret??" Again she said no. At this time I wonder why she lied and with the critter in the bathroom with her at that. She comes out the bathroom half naked and said "I always had three guinea pigs, you know that. I was not about to ask her what became of Fuzzy. At that point I notice her purse on the bed moving. The catch undo itself and the ferret creature pokes her head out from it and gives me a sly grin. At that point I wake up. Is that weird or what???
Dream 2: Now and then I dream of my former military life and in this one I, being in the Air Force, went to an Army base for some training. All goes well until this A-hole of a Sargent calls me into a briefing room. There he its me down and grills me on things. All is routine until he holds up something that surprises me (I almost shat in my pants.) It was one of my old sketchbooks, I mean one of my real old ones, lined paper and such. He turns to a page where one of my old sketches (early 70's) of a bunny gal, half dressed and giving one of those bedroom eyes look. At this point the Sargent goes apeshit and points to it saying, "Yea, you would like to hit that, you freak! You furries disgust me!" I goes, "WTF???" Next thing I knew, I am ushered to a room where I sit until some lady walks in, big glasses and a notebook. She ask me about my dreams, did I have special feelings for my mother, and how many times do I jack off. I snap and start quoting regulations and about how this whole witchhunt was unfair. The door bursts open and a crowd rushes in and binds me up in a straight jacket. As I struggle one of them offers me a ball gag, I tell him to screw off. The Sargent, who with each passing moment grows more like a demon in a uniform jerks and contorts as I rattle off more regulations until he finally explodes, but not before he rips apart my old sketchbook!!! This enrages me and I tear out of the straight jacket and makes a dash for the door. Each doorway I come to, this lady with the glasses keep showing up and asking me more embarrassing questions. I finally make it outside, off the base and back to the city. In the park I rest beside a tree and start ripping off my uniform. From behind the tree, that lady ask me one final question. "If I was a bunny, would you do me?" At which point she slowly morphs into an anthro bunny gal. I wake up in a cold sweat!!!
Ok, too much information!! Sorry but I figured I had to get this out of my system. What does it all mean??? What does it all mean???
it takes time to break dreams down and find out what emotions are being displayed :)