Random Meme #49 (If your fursona had to be...)
13 years ago
General
I saw a new life come into the world crying it's first tears.
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As a warning- Sorry for bitching about zoological mistakes within this meme. It's just something implanted into my brain.
1.) If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be: Ok, so I hate most primates cause they freak me out so I have decided to go with a Mohol Bushbaby. They look like this: http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535.....0068f7a970c-pi
2.) If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be: Ragdoll Here's a kitty photo: http://www.floppycats.com/wp-conten.....des10-1-09.jpg
3.) If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be: Japanese Chin. They're lazy and fluffy: http://users.zoominternet.net/~randalet/clady.htm
4.) If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be: Manatee (No really, they're classified as being an Ungulate meaning "hoofed animal". They're sweet, lazy and sailors thought they were mermaids and probably whacked off at the thought of them. That's just cool.
5.) If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be: How bout we go Wonderland style and say a doormouse: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:G.....-murinus-1.jpg (PS: Rabbits are not rodents so don't go talkin bout what my fursona is)
6.) If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be: Chameleon. I use this word when asked to describe myself in one word.
7.) If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be: Kangaroo. It's the mascot of where I got my BA so why not?
8.) If your fursona had to be a fish, it'd be: A Coelacanth for the pure reason it's the link between a fish and a tetrapod (land dweller) making it a rare living example of why the Bible is wrong. Here's a photo: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZZObcdjPW.....coelacanth.jpg
9.) If your fursona had to be an amphibian, it'd be: A Rainbow Toad. They look like a wad of dried paint. It's just fun. http://www.google.com/imgres?q=rainbow+toad&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1259&bih=791&tbm=isch&tbnid=lTa2jVWLnJDroM:&imgrefurl=http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/07/lost-rainbow-toad-found-after-87-years/&docid=kR6UQJ8UhUUeDM&imgurl=http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2011/07/borneo-rainbow-toad-conservation-international.jpg&w=660&h=439&ei=-Z77T5O3IM6r2AWQyN34Bg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=327&sig=107404303005634029946&page=1&tbnh=142&tbnw=208&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:75&tx=146&ty=66
10.) If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be: Technically... birds are reptiles so my answer could be the same for both but.. Blue Crowned Conure. Since it's the pet I'd love to have.. http://www.birdfarm.com/images/bird.....conures-lg.jpg
11.) If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be: *blink* Creepy Crawly? wtf kind of description is that? Are we talking Insecta? Cause that's pretty broad. Ya know what... fuck you. if you want an animal give me a real description. Pfft. PS: If the dumbass who wrote this meant Insecta I go with a Cecropia Moth. Lookie: http://uiu.edu/ocm/news/jul09/Moth.html
12.) If your fursona had to be a hybrid, it'd be: *raised eyebrow* Hybrid? Ok ok Killer Bees. They bred African Bees with Honey Bees to try and make them nicer and ended up with the perfect subject for an Alfred Hitchcock film.
13.) If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be: If this includes video game animals I wanna be a moogle.
14.) If your fursona had to be a Pokemon, it'd be: Clefable. Back when I watched Pokemon and they didn't go insane and create like ten billion kinds I was a big fan of the cute fairy aspect of Clefables.
15.) If your fursona had to be a plant, it'd be: Well that's about the broadest shit you've come up with this entire meme. I'll use my favorite flower... The wild Spiderwort also known as Wandering Jew. It's tiny and perfect but it will take over your yard in a matter of weeks if you let it so people call it a weed. Fuck you people... for shame.

As a warning- Sorry for bitching about zoological mistakes within this meme. It's just something implanted into my brain.
1.) If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be: Ok, so I hate most primates cause they freak me out so I have decided to go with a Mohol Bushbaby. They look like this: http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535.....0068f7a970c-pi
2.) If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be: Ragdoll Here's a kitty photo: http://www.floppycats.com/wp-conten.....des10-1-09.jpg
3.) If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be: Japanese Chin. They're lazy and fluffy: http://users.zoominternet.net/~randalet/clady.htm
4.) If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be: Manatee (No really, they're classified as being an Ungulate meaning "hoofed animal". They're sweet, lazy and sailors thought they were mermaids and probably whacked off at the thought of them. That's just cool.
5.) If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be: How bout we go Wonderland style and say a doormouse: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:G.....-murinus-1.jpg (PS: Rabbits are not rodents so don't go talkin bout what my fursona is)
6.) If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be: Chameleon. I use this word when asked to describe myself in one word.
7.) If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be: Kangaroo. It's the mascot of where I got my BA so why not?
8.) If your fursona had to be a fish, it'd be: A Coelacanth for the pure reason it's the link between a fish and a tetrapod (land dweller) making it a rare living example of why the Bible is wrong. Here's a photo: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZZObcdjPW.....coelacanth.jpg
9.) If your fursona had to be an amphibian, it'd be: A Rainbow Toad. They look like a wad of dried paint. It's just fun. http://www.google.com/imgres?q=rainbow+toad&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1259&bih=791&tbm=isch&tbnid=lTa2jVWLnJDroM:&imgrefurl=http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/07/lost-rainbow-toad-found-after-87-years/&docid=kR6UQJ8UhUUeDM&imgurl=http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2011/07/borneo-rainbow-toad-conservation-international.jpg&w=660&h=439&ei=-Z77T5O3IM6r2AWQyN34Bg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=327&sig=107404303005634029946&page=1&tbnh=142&tbnw=208&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:75&tx=146&ty=66
10.) If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be: Technically... birds are reptiles so my answer could be the same for both but.. Blue Crowned Conure. Since it's the pet I'd love to have.. http://www.birdfarm.com/images/bird.....conures-lg.jpg
11.) If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be: *blink* Creepy Crawly? wtf kind of description is that? Are we talking Insecta? Cause that's pretty broad. Ya know what... fuck you. if you want an animal give me a real description. Pfft. PS: If the dumbass who wrote this meant Insecta I go with a Cecropia Moth. Lookie: http://uiu.edu/ocm/news/jul09/Moth.html
12.) If your fursona had to be a hybrid, it'd be: *raised eyebrow* Hybrid? Ok ok Killer Bees. They bred African Bees with Honey Bees to try and make them nicer and ended up with the perfect subject for an Alfred Hitchcock film.
13.) If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be: If this includes video game animals I wanna be a moogle.
14.) If your fursona had to be a Pokemon, it'd be: Clefable. Back when I watched Pokemon and they didn't go insane and create like ten billion kinds I was a big fan of the cute fairy aspect of Clefables.
15.) If your fursona had to be a plant, it'd be: Well that's about the broadest shit you've come up with this entire meme. I'll use my favorite flower... The wild Spiderwort also known as Wandering Jew. It's tiny and perfect but it will take over your yard in a matter of weeks if you let it so people call it a weed. Fuck you people... for shame.
Leafthornton
~leafthornton
This meme seems to be really broad in its categories... Regardless, I may have a go at this.
teathebunny
~teathebunny
OP
Yeah and they didn't even include our species. bastards.
Leafthornton
~leafthornton
I'll probably slip it in when I do this meme. If my memory serves me right, the order is Lagomorpha with the family Leporidae. I did a paper on Leporidae if you're interested.
teathebunny
~teathebunny
OP
^.^ sure! Zoology is a passion of mine. email it when you get a chance.
Leafthornton
~leafthornton
The paper I did is actually the study of the evolutionary history of Leporidae. I'll e-mail you the paper as soon as possible.
teathebunny
~teathebunny
OP
I got it! I'm half asleep right now and I want to read it with good eyes so once I'm settled at the Florida house I will read it. ^.^ I'm looking forward to it... evolution is a topic I'm always excited about when it comes up. You will have to tell me some of the classes you've really enjoyed. I guess you had a lot more chances to work with science than I did.
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