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One white hot ball of rage, and cynicism
13 years ago
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Ever get mad?
Boy howdy, I sure do.
I am not sure if it comes with the territory or not, but for some reason I get angry. I am not saying I curse when I stub my toe. Oh, no sir. I get Mt. Saint Hellenes mad. I get yell at a crying infant in a stroller mad. I get writing wordy critical letters to everyone that has mildly annoyed me at 3AM mad. (good thing I never send those.)
Why is that?
I am usually a cool headed, down to earth, logical, rational individual. So, why is it that just by watching a single episode of Tosh.0 can get my proverbial goat?
oh wait.......
(now here is the punchline if you haven't been paying attention)
I think I can isolate all of my irrational explosive anger issues to one singular event...
Tosh.0
Why is it a talent-less hack of a failed comedian spurts out as many one liners to internet fart videos, and it takes up the majority of all programming on a single network?
I just get so angry...
Boy howdy, I sure do.
I am not sure if it comes with the territory or not, but for some reason I get angry. I am not saying I curse when I stub my toe. Oh, no sir. I get Mt. Saint Hellenes mad. I get yell at a crying infant in a stroller mad. I get writing wordy critical letters to everyone that has mildly annoyed me at 3AM mad. (good thing I never send those.)
Why is that?
I am usually a cool headed, down to earth, logical, rational individual. So, why is it that just by watching a single episode of Tosh.0 can get my proverbial goat?
oh wait.......
(now here is the punchline if you haven't been paying attention)
I think I can isolate all of my irrational explosive anger issues to one singular event...
Tosh.0
Why is it a talent-less hack of a failed comedian spurts out as many one liners to internet fart videos, and it takes up the majority of all programming on a single network?
I just get so angry...
I get mad like that once in a while. Mostly when my sewing machine decides to eat expensive fabric. Yet I still trust the darn thing. :/
Ive freaken hated that show since it came on!
It's not even funny! Ive seriously TRIED to watch it and be amused I just can't.
Dumb as hell....
I avoid television for the most part. Netflix, Redbox, and video games for meeee
Punch pillows, or go for a run or walk (at night it's to hot in the day here) may be do some things to relax once a day to help get rid of those little stresses that build up. It helps me a lot.
What makes me blow my top is my mother when she says the dumbest shit. Last week she was saying very offensive things towards my boyfriend behind his back before even having the chance to meet him. Of course I had to refrain from punching her so I let all my anger out on the nearest item with was my laptop. The full force of my punch caused the hard drive to fail giving me a blue screen. Sadly the damn thing won't boot now I am regretting what I did since it will take $300 to fix the damn thing...
I believe the best way to deal with rage is serious get out of the house and go to a nice quiet area like the park or library. It really helps most of the time.
lol I love tosh.0
he is racist, sexist and a closet homo whats not to love?
and LMAO to the person who says they pay people to laugh at those jokes xD there ARE people who think he is funny dude, TV shows do NOT pay people to laugh at stuff. They want to MAKE money off of daniel tosh and if he was COSTING them money he would not have a show anymore.
Granted he is a bucket full of one liners but his show is still funny. People who take it too literally cant see the humor in it, you have to look a little deeper into it to actually get it. Take it at face value and its not funny. Same with a lot of comedy styles these days.
whats NOT funny is the animated show MAD
that is just a trough full of white trash.
lot more money than all of us will ever.
And I sometimes find one-liners to be the funniest; simple but clever and you're laughing more often is the jokes
are shorter and more frequent.
You either love Tosh, or you hate him.
His stand up isnt all just one liners either, he leads up pretty well.
I've found him moderatly amusing from time to time on the show, I've seen like...3 episodes tho a few years back, but over all there was a lot of crap to sit through for one laugh.
And now with the apparent rape joke incident, he's not only gone beyond mostly not funny yo scum of the earth, if all things are true.
The whole "wouldn't it be funny if that girl was raped by 5 guys right now? Like, right now!" Thing sure didn't help either. >_>
I'm pretty sure he just Kramer'd his career with that.
Now there's someone who desperately needs to have their head shoved into a bucket of liquid shit. Then forced to ingest it...what comes out can also go back in.