that's crazy. @.@

dood. almost came right up and bit you!

Doors are the bane of my existence, next to squid men and Hugh Jackman.

It's a long story.

no no...
i understand

Its like peter griffin and James woods.


Now all you have to do is get some Top men to take care of Jackman... top... men.

-sets out pieces of candy-

A flawless execution of yer inebriated agility mate! *toastes yer prowess* ;)

Er, yes...agility...we'll go with that!

Look a bit confused there, Jack.. Perhaps a rest and a bottle of rum to clear your senses, eh?

A succulent and enticing idea...nothing a bit of alcohol and blacking out won't fix!

Absolutely mate... And possibly some nice wenches to bend your mind away from such things as well!

Doors fail enormously. I think we should decimate every door in sight.

-gives sword- Chop chop.

Literally

Hehe. Least it didn't hit ya.

YOU SECRETLY WANTED IT TO

:(

If it happened to be the door to the women's... then totally.

Since it was the men's, no.

Apparently someone heard of your adventures with me!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WYePCQGutmM

I remember that!

Those phallic shaped , metallic beings chased me for several hours, while you did nothing!

Of all the...
DID NOTHING?!

I'll have you know I was doing everything I could to get us OUT OF THERE.

Who spilled the rum on the console and caused the TARDIS to land us smack dab in the middle of the Daleks' occupation of Earth? HMMM?!

 betelguese

I admit it, I nearly spit beer on my computer after that.

lol...at first I thought you were going after that guy who opened the door to confront him.

I'm fairly positive that would've ended badly, with me fleeing from the authorities.

Stab and run, for the ultimate victory.

lol... true true.

you should have offered to buy him a drink...then when the bartender gives it to you point at him and say, "He's got it". Then quickly take the shot of rum and run out the door.

I approve of the way you think. More rum for you!

Most excellent. *shoots the rum* Now I must find that blasted monkey. The bastards got my keys.

Mnh, what a walk *sly grin*

My friend Sarah and I are going to be drooling on your boots at AC

You won't find me complaining. ;)

One word, mate..."PWNED."

without a doubt, you're definitely the most fantastically fascinating person i know. ;_;

haha damn that was good lol

lol

I commented at CptJackFan so you know. Does your counterpart have XBox Live for any of the Halo games I'm BloodStainHeart and such a geek to be putting this here lol. Sorry

Awesome job impersonating him! :D Just love how quick you can move to try to not get hit by that door. X)