You good with long-distance relationships? I'll step in, take one for the team. Just this once~

Way to fall on that grenade!

IT WAS MAGICAL TIME YOU HEARTBREAKER

apparently i'm oblivious to when i'm on dates, is it me?

I sure hope so. 83

yes my love it is i, your bf

only joking buddy, you live too far.

No distance can come between our love. ♥w♥

I tried to tell you it's me.

Flannel shirt and all.

You know I love that Al Borland look.

I'll be your abusive boyfriend who runs away with all your money, just so I can slap your shit all day long.... and get paid for it =3

0w0' **twitch, twitch**

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0w0' **twitch, twitch**

Imagine Billy Mays doing it, then it'll become clear as crystal

0w0 **thinks**

**twitch, twitch** X3

I'll try not to look at Dannik.

Probably for the best. I hear he can be temperamental.

It was one date :<

But it was magical! *w*

I did always like a man in uniform...

I just knew that someone was going to tell them about us sooner or later. Now I wonder how they'll react when they hear the news of the breakup. Poor things.

I'll never get over it!

Yes. And you forgot our anniversary. AGAIN. *sob*

I wanted to get concert tickets to celebrate, but I couldn't afford enough seats to fit your big green butt.

They called me a boyfriend? I'm a MANfriend.

The manliest.

We've been dating for four years. >:

Ransom...

Bird Deer, I didn't know! But I am pleasantly surprised. c:

Congrats! I am sure the family is already having fun making up wild stories about your honey moon to Guam

I'm more interested in Hawaii.

Funny, the same rumors are circulating around my family too.
We should totally date.

You're a nice guy, but apparently I'm already seeing someone. uEu

*heartbreak* T_T