Day 12

I think I ate raw meat at the barbecue. I definitely had stomach aches the whole morning. I slept most of the day away and went to one of my uncle’s house for lunch with family. Later that day, I hung out with my animefag cousin and he invited me to go to this museum thingie of China’s history.

Day 13

Went out for pool, then made a cake. It was such a funny cake that I laugh just thinking about it. It was a cake of this picture: http://chinchikurin.deviantart.com/.....ntama-94978731 and it was awesomely hilarious. We added blood to his face (da hyoo-mahn’s) and it was pink blood because the red frosting wasn’t red enough. We went swimming in an overpriced hotel pool (it was a tiny pool, too!) and I bought a pair of swim trunks that were more expensive than admission into the pool. Delivered the cake later that night and had the biggest dinner I’ve ever had: steamed, fried, and boiled Chinese pancake, a bowl of soup, a bowl of noodles, 3 plates of ribs, some vegetables, and rice (that’s just what was on my plate) with some friends. I went home really satisfied.

Day 14

I went to the museum and got 2000 Chinese dollars (about $330 American) from an aunt. We went out for lunch and I drank a bottle of beer because my cousin bought it for me.

I hung out with my friend from Australia and this other old friend of mine who’s going to New Zealand. I realized that I’ve been playing a lot of pool on this return visit to China. Other than that, we went to this fantastic fried chicken place and had dinner there. We sat around at a Dico’s for a while and I mooched off of their wifi. We went back to pool later that night. They were amazed by my 3DS because it’s so new and stuff.

Day 15-16 (I’m serious)

Slept a lot of the day away. When I woke up, a cousin I hadn’t seen in a while came along and we talked and had dinner with family. Again. At the dinner, I had beer. Again. I’m drinking a lot lately. Oh, and that morning, my dad brought some Merlot and Riesling. I had some of that, too. *hides face*

Day 17

My friend went back to Australia, but I went out with one of my better cousins that afternoon. We went to the arcade and banged each other’s brains out in Tekken, then went to, surprise, pool. Okay, I’ve had enough of pool. Really. Dinner was awesome because it was all meat, then I went home and caused a lot of drama because one of my grandparents insisted on guiding me back home. Sigh.

Day 18

Found out that I can run a NDS emulator on this computer. I downloaded Phoenix Wright and am half way through it. I saw more relatives, then slept a little more. I’m proud of how much I’ve been sleeping on this trip.