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Attention those Seeking RP With Essy
13 years ago
I don't have a nose.
I'm a plant, I don't need such things.
My horn is thick and long, it serves like an antennae and is a focus for my abilities.
I have 4 arms. No I will not do less, unless I can use your arms too?
I don't have a nose.
Yes, I have big breasts. Some might call them hyper, sometimes. If it's not your thing, just say so, don't try and make me feel bad about them.
I'm a plant. Yes this is different, but I respect your call if you opted to be one of the more common species out there, with a slightly different hair color. Please respect my species and I will yours.
I'm a man/woman/plant of karma; what you give me, I give back. It's just part of my beliefs, and I will give goodness back in triplicate. Please don't expect me at my most polite if you're treating me as a weed.
I don't have a nose. I never did. Never will.
Please bear with me if I can't remember how to conjugate your pronouns. ^^; I deal with a TON of them, it seems nowadays many are hosting their own agendered set, so it's tricky for me to remember what's what all the time. If I mess up, it's more out of losing my place than anything, so please don't be offended, just pm/dm me a soft little note and I'll fix it right up.
Please don't ask me to rp over and over and over. Once works, or a reminder if it's been a long time. I'm very shakey on doing so with most in the first place as, see the following.
In RP, I believe it's a give and take affair- I derive pleasure from the detail you write in your actions from me, give me a seven word action and I don't think you're doing it right, I'll probably lose interest in going further; I'm a person too, if it feels like you don't care to try for me, why should I care to try for you?
Don't ever force me into an RP. Unless you're a super close friend and I trust you deeply, odds are I'm going to be very turned off indeed. >> Let's not go there please.
Please do not send me "o.o" for an opening IM. It usually means nothing, and I don't like people just abusing emoticons just to get a response.
I really, honestly do not have a nose. I get people acting like I do at least five times daily, seriously, I don't have proper lungs even. Trust me, I'm pretty familiar with my face, and just flat, rounded skin on the front. =o
If you call me "salad", it's only fair that to me you're now "burger".
I'll edit as things come up, but these are some basic things I just wanted to put out there that often just get assumed upon, most often incorrectly. >> So there's this to avoid confusion. Thanks.~
I'm a plant, I don't need such things.
My horn is thick and long, it serves like an antennae and is a focus for my abilities.
I have 4 arms. No I will not do less, unless I can use your arms too?
I don't have a nose.
Yes, I have big breasts. Some might call them hyper, sometimes. If it's not your thing, just say so, don't try and make me feel bad about them.
I'm a plant. Yes this is different, but I respect your call if you opted to be one of the more common species out there, with a slightly different hair color. Please respect my species and I will yours.
I'm a man/woman/plant of karma; what you give me, I give back. It's just part of my beliefs, and I will give goodness back in triplicate. Please don't expect me at my most polite if you're treating me as a weed.
I don't have a nose. I never did. Never will.
Please bear with me if I can't remember how to conjugate your pronouns. ^^; I deal with a TON of them, it seems nowadays many are hosting their own agendered set, so it's tricky for me to remember what's what all the time. If I mess up, it's more out of losing my place than anything, so please don't be offended, just pm/dm me a soft little note and I'll fix it right up.
Please don't ask me to rp over and over and over. Once works, or a reminder if it's been a long time. I'm very shakey on doing so with most in the first place as, see the following.
In RP, I believe it's a give and take affair- I derive pleasure from the detail you write in your actions from me, give me a seven word action and I don't think you're doing it right, I'll probably lose interest in going further; I'm a person too, if it feels like you don't care to try for me, why should I care to try for you?
Don't ever force me into an RP. Unless you're a super close friend and I trust you deeply, odds are I'm going to be very turned off indeed. >> Let's not go there please.
Please do not send me "o.o" for an opening IM. It usually means nothing, and I don't like people just abusing emoticons just to get a response.
I really, honestly do not have a nose. I get people acting like I do at least five times daily, seriously, I don't have proper lungs even. Trust me, I'm pretty familiar with my face, and just flat, rounded skin on the front. =o
If you call me "salad", it's only fair that to me you're now "burger".
I'll edit as things come up, but these are some basic things I just wanted to put out there that often just get assumed upon, most often incorrectly. >> So there's this to avoid confusion. Thanks.~
I'm sorry. I could have resisted, but I didn't want to. XD
As for the "salad" and "burger" thing, I suppose if it were an affectionate play on words, I certainly wouldn't mind being called a burger. XD
Seriously, though, I hope I never accidentally implied you had a nose.
Getting a lot of crummy RP attempts from people? :<
*awaits hate from Onix and Geodude anthros...*
The lack of a nose only makes them smell better *Dies of pun*
Hope it clears things up with people this is aimed at -.=.-
Also if you give goodness back in triplicate then I am going to write a script to exploit you for infinite goodness.
You are salad. Because everyone else is burger. Unless they're plants. Or rocks. Or other not burger things. But anyhow, brains are "tasty think-meat". So duh!
And I know how you like to keep the salty stuff to yourself, naughty tiggy~
And please, don't go there. X3; I don't like to be exploited unless there's a money shot and everyone goes away happy.~
X3;