Stolen from  Barkwoof

1: Have you ever had sex with someone just because they offered?
Answer: A few times.

2: Have you ever taken your clothes off because someone offered you money to do it?
Answer: Lololol, my ex friend wanted to see me naked and take pics for his birthday, and gave me $20 to do so.

3: In your school, if you were in the locker room, did you ever secretly look at the guys/girls as they got undressed?
Answer: No, because once everyone finds out there's a girl who likes girls in the locker room every flips tits and makes sure you aren't staring at them. I wouldn't anyway.

4: Have you ever day dreamed about seeing another classmate/coworker naked?
Answer: Tons

5: From question 4, how about a friend?
Answer: Almost all of my friends... Then again I've had sex with almost all my friends too.

6: What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
Answer: Old weed printed boy shorts.

7: Have you ever accidentally fallen asleep somewhere in public and woken up with that "morning problem?"
Answer: As much as I wish I did, I don't have a dick.

8: Ever had to pawed off at school or work?
Answer: I had sex at school, but never masturbated. :p

9: If you have any naughty pics on your phone or computer, has anyone ever found them?
Answer: A LOT of people. I don't hide them or anything.

10: Ever played truth or dare and wound up completely naked by the end?
Answer: Nope. My friends are lame and won't play.

11: Ever bought condoms, lube or a toy from a store?
Answer: All of the above. The toy was actually a children's toy, but worked really well as a dildo.

12: Ever got naked on purpose at your lover's house to turn them on?
Answer: Usually they go off to the bathroom or something and I get naked.

13: Ever got aroused at work or school?
Answer: I don't think I'm ever not at least partially aroused.

14: Final question: You think any people reading this will look at you the same way again?
Answer: Lol no. Everyone knows i want to fuck everyone in the world.

Feel free to ask more awkward questions.