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13 years ago
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***Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over. I think I realized it when you When we skinny dipped in the bathtub In a clown suit and I saw you Pull the pants off of The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're Sterile enough to understand That you need a sex-change. I'm returning your Your nose hair clippers but keeping The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking and I have a passionate interest for mice.
Go milk a cow,
~Atroxi
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((I totally didn't copy the rules...and yea...closed the tab. I forget who's journal I got it from, but it was silly...one of those fill the number in with a saying sorts of things.))
NOW FOR THE JUICY PERVY MEME!
1: Have you ever had sex with someone just because they offered?
Answer: Pffft. No. I'm picky. Plus, not something I want to happen just to happen, you know? At least not now. I'm not a hormonal teen anymore.
2: Have you ever taken your clothes off because someone offered you money to do it?
Answer: Nope, but it sounds tempting. xD
3: In your school, if you were in the locker room, did you ever secretly look at the guys/girls as they got undressed?
Answer: Probably? I don't remember much, but then again, it wasn't a huge secret that I liked chicks, and they kinda...bullied me into a corner locker by myself.
4: Have you ever day dreamed about seeing another classmate/coworker naked?
Answer: A couple coworkers. Oh dang.
5: From question 4, how about a friend?
Answer: Daydreamt it then made it a reality! And well...there are a few others I'd not mind seeing nude either. xD
6: What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
Answer: I'm not. ;A; But I have so many really cute pairs. The last ones I wore were bright pink silk front and back, black lace sides. And they're so comfy. Oh. And boy shorts. All my underwear are boyshorts. TMI TIME BABY!
7: Have you ever accidentally fallen asleep somewhere in public and woken up with that "morning problem?"
Answer: It's not physically possible for me.
8: Ever had to paw off at school or work?
Answer: Um...I'm not going to answer this. Though, I can say, nothing at my current job has happened like that.
9: If you have any naughty pics on your phone or computer, has anyone ever found them?
Answer: My ex found a few I had...the rest I purposely gave out.
10: Ever played truth or dare and wound up completely naked by the end?
Answer: Yes..but it was an all at once thing, because I refused to do something really gross...I think I was supposed to lick some kind of food off someones balls or something, I was drunk, I don't remember, so my alternative was to run around the entire outside of the apartment complex nude. And it was December. In Ohio. Kinda chilly yo!
11: Ever bought condoms, lube or a toy from a store?
Answer: Yep, Nope, Nope. ;A;
12: Ever got naked on purpose at your lover's house to turn them on?
Answer: Welll...yea actually. I have.
13: Ever got aroused at work or school?
Answer: All the time, gawwwr
14: What is the biggest thing you've fit inside of you?
Answer: I have no clue. But the only things that've been in there are wieners because I'm lame.
15: Ever done it in a public place?
Answer: A few times.
16: Done it with more then 1 person at the same time?
Answer: A few more times than above
17: When's the last time you've masturbated?
Answer: I can't remember
18: What makes you horny?
Answer: Oh gosh, I don't know all my triggers.
19: What would you do if you gender swapped for a day?
Answer: Celebrate that I wouldn't have to bleed anymore...then cry when I realized it wasn't permanent. And probably jerk off, and try to find a willing hole to stick it in.
20: Final question: You think any people reading this will look at you the same way again?
Answer: Probably, I mean, I'm already a furry, right? Oh gosh. I've had a really pervy crazy life. Things have been...
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - your new world emperor,
I'm too lazy.
I'M TELLING ALL THE SECRETS EVER. So hush!
And lol, why is it every girl I know who would be a guy for however long would want to jerk off half the time
Oh, and here. happy?
How to do this meme:
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
Though now I'm tempted to answer this DAMN YOU I ALWAYS STEAL THESE FROM YOU XD
2.yes- well for woo woo juice bneing bought for me
3.not secretly, there wasa one girl but she knew bout it
4.not really
5.yeah
6.purple boys hipster bpxers
7.yeah,well the girls versiion of it lol and woke up in some womans front garden cuddling her gnome
8.regulary
9.loads, just incase the interwebs goes down...get my drift?
10.yeah
11.yes to all 3, funniest when bought lube, bandages, duct tape whipped cream an d a flex meter ruler
12.yeah, then got on top and started to grind them...got them all worked up and then shouted their mum up stairs- lucky it was 4 floors and they just about cum by the time i sprang off behind the door their mum opened
13.yes!
14.i once put a model of the virgin mary up my woohoo and one of jesus in my poopoo ( never told anyone tht)
15.few times
16.yes
17.this morning
18.pron, sexy women, boobs, lol lots of things
19.jerk off, try and blow my self, fuck a girl in both hole and recieve head ofc
20.dont know dont care, true friends are friends who accept you for all the sick and tiwsed things you do
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaunI think I realized it when you When you smacked my ass At the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my corned beff hash. I'm sure you're Sterile enough to understand That I may pee my pants. i'm returning your toe ring but keeping The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Love your sweet, sweet ass and I have a passionate interest for mice
your new world emperor,
viva