Yaoi: 3/10 It's not really what I would find sexy, but I wouldn't say it sucks. Some are just creepy.
Yuri: 9/10 Most men love lesbian fetishes, and I am one of those men. Whoever says Yuri sucks they can just deal with it.
Herm: 9.5/10 What's better than just a girl? A girl with a dick. It may seem a bit strange but it's just so damn sexy! If you like dicks but not Yaoi, try Herms :3.
Tentacle: 7/10 One of my favs since I was 14 xD I just love how they rape, ESPECIALLY on Herms, now HOT DAMN thats sexy!
Slime: 7.5/10 Same thing for tentacles :T
Bondage: 5/10 I like bondage but sometimes it just goes a bit too far, like the mouth gaper device, that thing's not attractive!
Vore/Unbirth 1/10 Da fuq ppl...why? I dont get how eating someone alive or crawling into a womb is sexy. Yech!
Scat/Watersport 0.3/10 Why-just...why?

Am I missing any? Yeah I am. Lemme know what Im missing on comments or notes and I'll give a shoutout to ya on my next crit.