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1. ...a primate, it'd be...
A human, bitches >8D fnar fnar

2. ...a feline, it'd be...
Would "a panther" be too ironic? Probably just a domestic kitten.

3. ...a canine, it'd be...
A fox. Just cause I'm a slut like that.

4. ...a hoofed animal, it'd be...
Other than a ram? A centaur :3

5. a Cetacean, it'd be...
A dolphin

6. ...a rodent, it'd be...
A bunny :3

7. ...a reptile, it'd be...
Either a spitting cobra, or a flying snake.

8. ...a marsupial, it'd be...
um... I don't know... I guess a kangaroo cause I don't know many marsupials. I'd say a platypus if that counted.

9. ...a fully aquatic animal, it'd be...
Cthulhu... or a seahorse. Cause I'm hung.

10. ...an amphibian animal, it'd be...
um... I dunno... a newt?

11. ...an avian/bird, it'd be...
A peacock. I'm showy and have an inflated ego.

12. ...a creepy crawly, it'd be...
A tarantula. They're the only spiders I can stand. THEY'RE SO CUTE AND FUZZY! <3

13. ...a real or an unreal hybrid, it'd be...
A cenminoserpecanitaur.

14. ...a mythical creature, it'd be...
A dragon

15. ...a Pokemon/Digimon, it'd be...
Either a Haunter or a Venusaur

16. ...a vehicle, it'd be...
An old fashioned bicycle.