Thank you to the AMAZING British ConDem Government for another -amazing- bit of 'streamlining' bullshit.

Apparently the way I've been doing my job-hunting for the past EIGHT YEARS isn't good enough for them anymore, and nobody told me this until -after- I checked my account to find no money there. I go to the Job Centre to find out why, only to find out that apparently they'd been trying to call me, Friday and Monday about a mistake on the form I didn't make.

I call bullshit because my phone never rang - but when the guy tried it there in front of me, my phone rang there and then. I've appealed the decision to suspend my benefit for two weeks, but if I'm honest, it's a bureaucracy and I'm really not expecting them to decide in my favour.

Thanks to David Cameron and his butt-kisser Nick Clegg in the government, us poor folks are getting squeezed for as much as possible can while the richer people, who can -afford- to get squeezed are given tax breaks and left the fuck alone.

Anyone have a spare sofa and a plane ticket to a nicer country?