10. Jesus
That dude was sexy.

9. Dave Grohl
Like Jesus, only not dead for 2000 years.

8. Eddie Izzard
Hawt. That guy makes tranny WORK!

7. Billie Joe
Sexy in a cup.

6. That Kid Adam in my media class
He's kinda cute

5. Kurt Cobain
That guy... he was pretty damn hot.

4. Neil Patrick Harris
MAH GAWD... DAT VOICE...

3. Big Macintosh
Sexy Mofo...

2. Gerard Way
JESUS CHRIST MAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

1. Me
I'M FUCKING HAWT!

... No Homo.