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Guy Confessions Redux
13 years ago
I believe I have quite possibly gone mad...nope, I'm sure of it, or maybe it was just a fly...I dunno.
Furries-- We look at stuff that would make normal people's eyes bleed out of their skull...
Then we masturbate to it. And laugh.
Furries-- We look at stuff that would make normal people's eyes bleed out of their skull...
Then we masturbate to it. And laugh.
1.Do you sleep naked?
Almost every night
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
not really
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With someone else
4. Do you enjoy drama?
nope.
5. Are you a manly man?
hahahahaha... you're funny...
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My Aunt Heather
7. Small or large package?
Find out for your self... *Unzips*
8. Are you short?
six feet tall, you tell me.
9. Do you like somebody?
I like a lot of people ^_^
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
I only use Facepalm to get free money from Swagbucks
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
yes.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I hope not.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Every year, it is my favorite holiday.
14. Are you double jointed?
Bitch, I can't even touch my toes, and yet, I can touch my toes to my forehead. My joints are so fucking confused...
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In the clothes dryer, actually.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
*sigh* if only... =_=
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
I sure hope not, but there probably are.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
only when their first name escapes me entirely
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Not sure really, probably not as many as I would like.
[] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Girls are confusing.
[x] I've been called a bad influence
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Solid grey boxer-briefs
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Dark, I don't get the appeal of light hair...
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Nah. I try not to get frustrated with people, I eat their fucking souls.
4. Wat's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Be nice and a bit geeky. :3
5. Do you have a best friend?
oh yes, I would be so far from who I am today without
tapeworm
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yup.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yup.
8. Do you like your life?
I like my being, not my location.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
He isn't my friend anymore.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yup, just to make people laugh.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Girls.
13. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
All the time.
14. What are your biggest fears?
A world without music and art.
15. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes, more than I would like to admit.
16. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Mhm.
17. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No, I believe people can change for the better or worse.
18. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
nah, I lack that kind of intuition.
19. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Sorta, yeah, but I don't think I am cut out for it. I would hate to become a spoiled, stuck-up jerk.
20. Are you currently missing someone?
Yeah, a good friend who passed away a few years ago.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
The Herm over there.
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Cowgirl, less stuck up.
Preppy or Punk?
Punk, isn't it obvious.
Face or Body?
dosen't matter to me.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Cook, more romantic that way.
Sweet or sexy?
Sweet.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Armani
Contacts or glasses?
Glasses, so cute and geeky.
Almost every night
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
not really
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With someone else
4. Do you enjoy drama?
nope.
5. Are you a manly man?
hahahahaha... you're funny...
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My Aunt Heather
7. Small or large package?
Find out for your self... *Unzips*
8. Are you short?
six feet tall, you tell me.
9. Do you like somebody?
I like a lot of people ^_^
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
I only use Facepalm to get free money from Swagbucks
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
yes.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I hope not.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Every year, it is my favorite holiday.
14. Are you double jointed?
Bitch, I can't even touch my toes, and yet, I can touch my toes to my forehead. My joints are so fucking confused...
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In the clothes dryer, actually.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
*sigh* if only... =_=
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
I sure hope not, but there probably are.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
only when their first name escapes me entirely
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Not sure really, probably not as many as I would like.
[] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Girls are confusing.
[x] I've been called a bad influence
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Solid grey boxer-briefs
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Dark, I don't get the appeal of light hair...
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Nah. I try not to get frustrated with people, I eat their fucking souls.
4. Wat's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Be nice and a bit geeky. :3
5. Do you have a best friend?
oh yes, I would be so far from who I am today without
tapeworm6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yup.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yup.
8. Do you like your life?
I like my being, not my location.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
He isn't my friend anymore.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yup, just to make people laugh.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Girls.
13. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
All the time.
14. What are your biggest fears?
A world without music and art.
15. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes, more than I would like to admit.
16. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Mhm.
17. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No, I believe people can change for the better or worse.
18. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
nah, I lack that kind of intuition.
19. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Sorta, yeah, but I don't think I am cut out for it. I would hate to become a spoiled, stuck-up jerk.
20. Are you currently missing someone?
Yeah, a good friend who passed away a few years ago.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
The Herm over there.
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Cowgirl, less stuck up.
Preppy or Punk?
Punk, isn't it obvious.
Face or Body?
dosen't matter to me.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Cook, more romantic that way.
Sweet or sexy?
Sweet.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Armani
Contacts or glasses?
Glasses, so cute and geeky.
