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it's all fun and games until flipp gets arrested
17 years ago
yes it's true i was arrested Thursday night.
thanks to my friends.
we were going to a party and i was already a bit tipsy so they decided to mess with me. hey man can your get out and check my tire i thinks it's low uh yeah sure i said as i got out they pulled away most likely going round the block to pick me up again
for a crude joke. but before they made it back a cop stopped me on account of looking suspicious as soon as he got out i was like run fucking run! but i noticed his hand was latched to his tazer gun then i knew this prick would do what ever it took to find the means to take me in and he did he walked over with a smug look on his face like a proud highschool football hero who just won a game and was now about to top it off with banging a cheerleader. you buying drugs son? he asked.
no sir waiting for a ride.
i smell alcohol on you and you dont look 21.
there it was now i'm screwed
in a matter of minutes i was down town hands in cuffs like a regular criminal defeated but not with out being a smart ass to the cops every chance i got. the one funny thing that happenned was when they searched all 20 of my pockets only to find something they thought i should be complteley embarrassed and ahsamed of having it was a meesh comic book and the cops had to search through each page for drugs but they stopped at the page where the gay porn started and looked at me disaprovingly like i was disturbed and should be like i said embarrassed and ashamed but i wasn't i simply smiled and said hey we all have strange fetishes hell i wouldn't mind if you liked to prance about in womens panties and i mean that with respect sir.
his responce was along the lines of YEAH? WELL IF YOUR CELL MATES FIND OUT YOUR QUEER THEY WILL TEAR YOU APART!
I sighed um i do get that back when i get out right?
yeah whatever
ten minutes later i'm in a jumpsuit i already had my mugshot taken now a cop was geting pissed at me because he couldn't get my lip ring out even with pliers.
if they rip it out it's your problem he yelled as the door closed behind me
now i'm in a room with real scum a dog killer a wife beater a crack head and other lowlifes i never in my life wanted to encounter and i was with them for 18 hours with no sleep before we had to go to court.
in court my mom was was there smiling and waving to me a sign that she knew i was there on someone else's dumbassery.
relieved the judge smiled at me like he was proud first offence under age intoxication public intoxication guilty or not guilty guilty sir very well your out on O.R.
yeah i'm going home but little did i know that while they did your paper work the stuck you in a room with all kinds of inmates from seperate sections of the jail the worst person who sickened me most was a town criminal a 66 year old famous for impersonating a cop in order to stop vehicles and rape women.
beside that guy were more crack heads someone who stabbed a clerk
some pety robbers and a guy who murdered some one in a barfight .
i over heard conversations of ploting rape of some guy they just found out was gay and the inevitable shanking he would receive.
after that brought on a whirlwind of homophobic conversations and prejudice remarks while once in a while some one nudged me trying to make me laugh with them about how they hated gays.
3 hours that shit lasted enough to make me wanna be physically ill.
finally my name was called and i was escorted to change back to my street clothes sign my name a few times and pick up my gay furry comic and was happily on my way.
hopefully that will be my lifes shitiest moment because i dont belong with those people and i will never go back i'm no criminal i hated every one around me in there and cant imagine being near those assholes ever again
being arrested is still my lifes worst fear i can be so easily plucked from my life and thrown in a cage with no sympathy
i also know now that cops really are offended when you ask if they shot any one or cant wait to use their gun
one more thing though i'm so pissed at my friends i have the mind to rape them with a sand paper condom
thanks to my friends.
we were going to a party and i was already a bit tipsy so they decided to mess with me. hey man can your get out and check my tire i thinks it's low uh yeah sure i said as i got out they pulled away most likely going round the block to pick me up again
for a crude joke. but before they made it back a cop stopped me on account of looking suspicious as soon as he got out i was like run fucking run! but i noticed his hand was latched to his tazer gun then i knew this prick would do what ever it took to find the means to take me in and he did he walked over with a smug look on his face like a proud highschool football hero who just won a game and was now about to top it off with banging a cheerleader. you buying drugs son? he asked.
no sir waiting for a ride.
i smell alcohol on you and you dont look 21.
there it was now i'm screwed
in a matter of minutes i was down town hands in cuffs like a regular criminal defeated but not with out being a smart ass to the cops every chance i got. the one funny thing that happenned was when they searched all 20 of my pockets only to find something they thought i should be complteley embarrassed and ahsamed of having it was a meesh comic book and the cops had to search through each page for drugs but they stopped at the page where the gay porn started and looked at me disaprovingly like i was disturbed and should be like i said embarrassed and ashamed but i wasn't i simply smiled and said hey we all have strange fetishes hell i wouldn't mind if you liked to prance about in womens panties and i mean that with respect sir.
his responce was along the lines of YEAH? WELL IF YOUR CELL MATES FIND OUT YOUR QUEER THEY WILL TEAR YOU APART!
I sighed um i do get that back when i get out right?
yeah whatever
ten minutes later i'm in a jumpsuit i already had my mugshot taken now a cop was geting pissed at me because he couldn't get my lip ring out even with pliers.
if they rip it out it's your problem he yelled as the door closed behind me
now i'm in a room with real scum a dog killer a wife beater a crack head and other lowlifes i never in my life wanted to encounter and i was with them for 18 hours with no sleep before we had to go to court.
in court my mom was was there smiling and waving to me a sign that she knew i was there on someone else's dumbassery.
relieved the judge smiled at me like he was proud first offence under age intoxication public intoxication guilty or not guilty guilty sir very well your out on O.R.
yeah i'm going home but little did i know that while they did your paper work the stuck you in a room with all kinds of inmates from seperate sections of the jail the worst person who sickened me most was a town criminal a 66 year old famous for impersonating a cop in order to stop vehicles and rape women.
beside that guy were more crack heads someone who stabbed a clerk
some pety robbers and a guy who murdered some one in a barfight .
i over heard conversations of ploting rape of some guy they just found out was gay and the inevitable shanking he would receive.
after that brought on a whirlwind of homophobic conversations and prejudice remarks while once in a while some one nudged me trying to make me laugh with them about how they hated gays.
3 hours that shit lasted enough to make me wanna be physically ill.
finally my name was called and i was escorted to change back to my street clothes sign my name a few times and pick up my gay furry comic and was happily on my way.
hopefully that will be my lifes shitiest moment because i dont belong with those people and i will never go back i'm no criminal i hated every one around me in there and cant imagine being near those assholes ever again
being arrested is still my lifes worst fear i can be so easily plucked from my life and thrown in a cage with no sympathy
i also know now that cops really are offended when you ask if they shot any one or cant wait to use their gun
one more thing though i'm so pissed at my friends i have the mind to rape them with a sand paper condom
