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I came from....your heart! ^_^
SMALL?!
I'll show you small!!!!!!
* starts growing larger and larger, his suit barely keeping up with his increasing height and bulk *
NOW I HEADLOCK YOU!!!
ROAR!!
This can't hold me forever!
You can never escape from my INCREDIBLE BICEPS!!
I can outflex you!
* flexes and tries to use the distraction to get free *
Don't make me LAUGH at your attempts! You can never defeat the INCREDIBLE and MACHO BEEFY KIO!!
ROAR!!
Macho?! Check my chest hair of awesomeness!
* the wolf's flexing causes his spandex ot rip, revealing a full, ultra-manly chest of hair *
BARK!
And thats not enough to be manly like mwah!
Im the definition of manly! You should learn from me if you want to be this MANLY!
ROAR!
What....makes...you...so...manly?
* urks and finally passes out from lack of air *
There's something to be said for some brains over brawn!
* pins *
RAWR!
THAT'S CHEATING!
ROAR!