An OFFICIAL review of The Dark Knight Rises (non-bias)
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pk, so, after being at work today, I realized I had to do an actual review of The Dark Knight Rises since honestly, what I did was rude, low, and very uncalled for. I may have felt betrayed by what I had seen in what they could call a "batman" movie, but that still didn't make it acceptable with that crap of a rude piece of crap review that was.
Ok, so a NON-bias review of the Dark Knight Rises (im going to leave out any/all references to how Batman should be to help remove the bias-ness and just fandom nerd calling from the review, and act like I hadn't seen any other Batman movie before)
So, first off, lets begin with acting. It was very well played, and alot of moments in the movie with how you saw the characters react made it seem very realistic (thats the point of movies after all).
The movie was a bit slow in the beginning, in about the first hour, hour and a half, but during that time was just sort of planting the seed. Character development, introduction of new characters, etc, it was all leading towards a gloarious climax, which wasn't even really the fulle xtent of the movie, just a big turning point.
Bane was well done, but alot of the times I had difficulties (as well as others from what I've heard), had difficulties understanding what he was saying at points. You also don't get to find out exactly WHY he needs the mask. You only find out something painful happened, but not as to why he wears it.
Batman again, was difficult to understand (just like in previous movies), especially in one instance of the movie when hes shouting to some one asking for something. It just sounded kinda garbl-language, but given the situation, it was understandable. The plot of the movie was good, progressing through one idea to the next and it flowed pretty well. They had a really great twist too added in. They also had some pretty good humour, and a few good lessons planted in there without you even knowing it.
BUT, despite the movie being focused yet again on Gotham City (its supposed to after all, its where it all takes), you don't really get to see too much of the civilians. I mean, you see some, but considering the size of the city, you see alot more thugs then actual civilians. They also had a few things end short in it, mostly on a single relationship in the story (relationships are friendships too!). Some characters were a bit strange, or played differently then you'd expect, but completely played against the entire cast even till the near end of the movie. (its REALLY hard to comment about any character in the movie without spoiling it, so you guys have to go with me on this)
Now, if you haven't watched Batman, never knew about Batman, and didn't eat sleep and drink Batman when you were a kid, You will definately enjoy the movie. The characters are rich, they don't toss you into a movie and go "have at it". Because its the third movie in a series of movies, theres already plenty character depth to it and everything, which REALLY helps play out characters, and really make the Batman world an actual living, breathing place, and not just some fictional place written on a piece of paper. You feel for the characters.
Now, if you were the opposite of the above statement about Batman as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it, but thats on the bias side of things because their trying to turn the nerd/geek things of our childhood and make them popculture, and when you try to correct people on it, you still get called a geek/nerd (if you tell me thats not true, I slap you).
The Dark Knight Rises gets a 8/10. A recommended watch, and if your a cinofile (I think thats what Dray calls himself), then you might also want to buy it. A second or third watch through reveals things you never noticed before in the movie. Though I myself wouldn't sit down for another 6 hours of Batman, but some people I know have, and they liked it all the same. But a recommended watc, and suggested buy if your going for the whole set of current Dark Knight movies.
Ok, so a NON-bias review of the Dark Knight Rises (im going to leave out any/all references to how Batman should be to help remove the bias-ness and just fandom nerd calling from the review, and act like I hadn't seen any other Batman movie before)
So, first off, lets begin with acting. It was very well played, and alot of moments in the movie with how you saw the characters react made it seem very realistic (thats the point of movies after all).
The movie was a bit slow in the beginning, in about the first hour, hour and a half, but during that time was just sort of planting the seed. Character development, introduction of new characters, etc, it was all leading towards a gloarious climax, which wasn't even really the fulle xtent of the movie, just a big turning point.
Bane was well done, but alot of the times I had difficulties (as well as others from what I've heard), had difficulties understanding what he was saying at points. You also don't get to find out exactly WHY he needs the mask. You only find out something painful happened, but not as to why he wears it.
Batman again, was difficult to understand (just like in previous movies), especially in one instance of the movie when hes shouting to some one asking for something. It just sounded kinda garbl-language, but given the situation, it was understandable. The plot of the movie was good, progressing through one idea to the next and it flowed pretty well. They had a really great twist too added in. They also had some pretty good humour, and a few good lessons planted in there without you even knowing it.
BUT, despite the movie being focused yet again on Gotham City (its supposed to after all, its where it all takes), you don't really get to see too much of the civilians. I mean, you see some, but considering the size of the city, you see alot more thugs then actual civilians. They also had a few things end short in it, mostly on a single relationship in the story (relationships are friendships too!). Some characters were a bit strange, or played differently then you'd expect, but completely played against the entire cast even till the near end of the movie. (its REALLY hard to comment about any character in the movie without spoiling it, so you guys have to go with me on this)
Now, if you haven't watched Batman, never knew about Batman, and didn't eat sleep and drink Batman when you were a kid, You will definately enjoy the movie. The characters are rich, they don't toss you into a movie and go "have at it". Because its the third movie in a series of movies, theres already plenty character depth to it and everything, which REALLY helps play out characters, and really make the Batman world an actual living, breathing place, and not just some fictional place written on a piece of paper. You feel for the characters.
Now, if you were the opposite of the above statement about Batman as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it, but thats on the bias side of things because their trying to turn the nerd/geek things of our childhood and make them popculture, and when you try to correct people on it, you still get called a geek/nerd (if you tell me thats not true, I slap you).
The Dark Knight Rises gets a 8/10. A recommended watch, and if your a cinofile (I think thats what Dray calls himself), then you might also want to buy it. A second or third watch through reveals things you never noticed before in the movie. Though I myself wouldn't sit down for another 6 hours of Batman, but some people I know have, and they liked it all the same. But a recommended watc, and suggested buy if your going for the whole set of current Dark Knight movies.