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Pokemon meme!
13 years ago
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Rika do this and tried it out...I got some hilarious results
Use this pkmn generator http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Celebi (FUCK YEAH! Traveling through time = best vacations EVAR)
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Swellow (Iono, I think he's a swell fellow *rimshot*)
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Jumpluff (We were studying the weather...but the wind picked up and he got blown away)
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Cobalion (FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU)
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Jirachi (...lol wut? Do I still get my wishes?)
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Nidoqueen (I'm ok with this :3)
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Thundurus (No wonder it rains everywhere I go!)
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Slowbro (At least he's easy to outrun)
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Jirachi (I guess I DO still get my wishes >:3)
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Floatzel (DOESN'T IT KNOW NOT TO EAT BEFORE SWIMMING?!)
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Banette (OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK)
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Tropius (I...ok)
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Dusknoir (Maybe it'll go for that Banette in my bed instead <.<)
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Jolteon (NOOOOOOOO! T.T)
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Samurott (AWWWWW YEAH)
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Golurk (No wonder I fall asleep so fast...)
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Shaymin (Best pet ever?)
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Excadrill (At least it would be good at it's job...)
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Torchic (B'dawwwwwwww)
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Glameow (Eh, just another stray cat)
21. This pokemon represents you (i added this one for fun)
Chansey (Well...I am good at taking care of people)
Rika do this and tried it out...I got some hilarious resultsUse this pkmn generator http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Celebi (FUCK YEAH! Traveling through time = best vacations EVAR)
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Swellow (Iono, I think he's a swell fellow *rimshot*)
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Jumpluff (We were studying the weather...but the wind picked up and he got blown away)
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Cobalion (FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU)
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Jirachi (...lol wut? Do I still get my wishes?)
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Nidoqueen (I'm ok with this :3)
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Thundurus (No wonder it rains everywhere I go!)
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Slowbro (At least he's easy to outrun)
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Jirachi (I guess I DO still get my wishes >:3)
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Floatzel (DOESN'T IT KNOW NOT TO EAT BEFORE SWIMMING?!)
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Banette (OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK)
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Tropius (I...ok)
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Dusknoir (Maybe it'll go for that Banette in my bed instead <.<)
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Jolteon (NOOOOOOOO! T.T)
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Samurott (AWWWWW YEAH)
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Golurk (No wonder I fall asleep so fast...)
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Shaymin (Best pet ever?)
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Excadrill (At least it would be good at it's job...)
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Torchic (B'dawwwwwwww)
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Glameow (Eh, just another stray cat)
21. This pokemon represents you (i added this one for fun)
Chansey (Well...I am good at taking care of people)
Zekrommaster
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
