Got permission from  melaniecaffrey that i could steal this XD

Use this pokemonn generator http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
#113 - Chansey "i will be taken care of"

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
#433 - Chingling "easy to please?"

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
#185 - Sudowoodo "he/she is the project"

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
#354 - Banette "my nightmares are horrible"

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
#293 - Whismur "so just loud?"

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
#245 - Suicune "...... okay?"

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
#272 - Ludicolo "I'll go with that"

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
#392 - Infernape "not good at hiding"

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
#341 - Corphish "ow, ow, ow"

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
#305 - Lairon "too cool to complain about"

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
#368 - Gorebyss "um..... right"

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
#137 - Porygon "that had to hurt"

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
#584 - Vanilluxe "that is just too cold"

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
#13 - Weedle "it was trying to sting me"

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
#124 - Jynx "um, okay"

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
#381 - Latios "Very cool"

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
#593 - Jellicent "Interesting"

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
#165 - Ledyba "bug dentist is better"

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
#126 - Magmar "Fire, every day!!!!!!"

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
#108 - Lickitung "and that is why i am scared of it"