Got this from seiokou cause it sounds terribly hilariously fun! xD

Use this pkmn generator http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Golem (People see us rollin', they be hatin')

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Charmeleon (God, this is gonna be harder than I thought! Dx )

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Heatran (I could use it for our volcano project!)

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Lucario (Oh dear God... DX)

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Furret (I wish that would be my mother-in-law....)

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Nidoking (Oh God... I hope it's junk doesn't poison me!)

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Toxicroak (Oh God.. Another poison type!? I must be tryin' to kill myself ;3; )

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Darumaka (It looks like the stalkin' type, wonder if it'll bring me luck. :o )

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Kirlia (Awwww. X3 )

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Garchomp (Good, can eat all the cheesecake. I don't eat cheesecake.)

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Vanillite (No wonder I was freezin' last night. >( )

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Gengar (I'm not even gonna ask HOW that was possible since Gengar's a ghost.. )

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Reuniclus (OH DEAR GOD NO! NOT UN-BIRTHIN'!)

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Onix (I think I drowned it.. In a race.. o3o )

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Reshiram (So epic. It's one of my favorite Legendaries)

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Koffing (I'd enjoy them more if I didn't have to have a gas mask on.)

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Emolga (I shall name her Mama Secret)

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Pawniard (..... I need a new dentist)

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Porygon (No wonder I had a dream about Halo and Elites wearin' boxy armor like Porygon is)

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Diglett (I wonder if I can have it find buried treasure under my house.. :o If I had a basement)

21. This pokemon represents you
Raikou (I think any fire type would represent me... But I'll go with Raikou anyway. XD )



Commission are here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3668178/