Is that a threat or a promise? (sorry... been asking everyone to see how they respond)

A promising threat, but sorry I don't play pokemon. (I end all questions with that last line. >:3 )

If I let you name your price would you wear one pair of panties for 5 days straight and then give said panties to me so I could sniff them? :V

yes. Yes. YES. YES! FUCK YES!

Can I just play with your hair? PLEASE!

Sure. Just never cut it. I get a tad murderous.

You ever cut it, I will cry. :P

Same here.

I don't know...I have such low standards and flexible standards. Um..in writing since I have only heard you say it and then I can't remember what it is you say...what do you say when announcing your species at the picnics?

That can be found in my "Artist Information" section of FA. However, I shall say it anyways for brevity in mouse clicks: "Mustela putorius furo-Christo" it means "Ferret Jesus" in Latin, or as best as I know Latin as I have never studied the language.

Thankee. As I said, low standards. :P hehe

When did you pick Jesus as your persona?

As soon as I realized that you could do something like that. My friend said i was a ferret, so I went with it and people were calling me Jesus, so I combined the two. To be precise it was about 2.5 years ago.

At what age did you realize you where Ferret Jesus? How does it feel to be the son of God?
Have you picked out your apostles yet? How does the whole walking on water thing work? can you teach it to me? How do you feel about chick-fil-a's stance on marriage? Can God create a paradox so large that he himself can't escape it? Does the golden rule still work for people who are in to BDSM? does it creep you out that people are constantly drinking your blood and eating your body?

20 years old. It feels like when you are rocking back in a chair and almost fall, but suddenly catch yourself from falling; it feels like this all the time.
No, no one has come forth to ask and become one. You see water's specific gravity is 1, so you have to move all the molecules in your body until you reach a similar SG, then you make sure that you do not break the surface tension. To do this, you must be awesome as cat shit. I feel that chik-fil-a needs to abandon their "fundamentalist" code and just learn to coexist with everyone. Yes, it's called an asexual's sex addiction and mortality. Yes and no, you just need to not forget your safety word like I did. Yeah, I don't care for zombies much and the whole cross thing just brings up my PTSD.

Hahah XD Right on. I totally wanna be an apostle!

I have a furry last supper, but it represents nothing in the way of who is which Biblical apostle. Choose who you think represents you the best. :D

Hmm I'm not sure.. Maybe St John? :3

Are you the son of Jehovah or are you really the son of the flying spaghetti monster?

Yes.