Use this generator: http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
#133 Eevee

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
#165 Ledyba

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
#153 Bayleaf

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
#284 Masquerain

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
#495 Snivy

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
#175 Togepi

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
#298 Azurill

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
#203 Girafarig

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
#95 Onix

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
#241 Miltank

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
#139 Omastar

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
#632 Durant

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
#465 Tangrowth

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
#499 Pignite

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
#141 Kabutops

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
#192 Sunflora

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
#132 Ditto

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
#287 Slakoth

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
#485 Heatran

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
#282 Gardevoir


This is kinda funny, but my answers seem pretty weird and awkward. Except the first one. That one's awesome.