Why contests are fun, and yet annoying...
17 years ago
General
Q: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4:
A: "And she pulled a lace kerchief from her capacious bosom, and dabbed at her daughter's cheeks, which had sudenly become covered in tears." Neil Gaiman's Stardust.
Q: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can:
A: okOWIHIT THEWALL!!!!!! >=(
Q: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
A: part two of FLOOD!
Q: When did you last laugh?
A: Making fun of the drowning actors in FLOOD!
Q: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A: The Doctor Who site ^^ I mean, Porn...
Q: What are you wearing?
A: Nutting....
Q: Did you dream last night?
A: I dreamt of Paris again last night... ~ American Dad quote!
Q: What are on the walls you are in?
A: Paintings, shelves, chinese symbols, and dried blood...
Q: Seen anything weird lately?
A: I saw what I think was the shadow of a man we think might have passed away in this house. He's a regular
Q: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
A: I hate pears!
Q:. George Bush:
A: should have made a career in comedy. Because the shit he comes out with is hilarious!
Q: What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
A: 'Wait, this isn't right! Matthew you're not supposed to be dead for a few more years! Now I'm gonna hafta reincarnate you... hmm... How does Jack Harkness sound?'
Q: Your friend tells you, you have a drug problem, you:
A: Laugh. Loudly.
Q: Do you sleep with the TV on?
A: What, with today's electric bills?
Q: Are you a fast typer?
A: Y.......e.......s......
Q: Last text message you received?
A: It's says, 'Matt, you tard, you said you were wearing a condom, now I'm preg...' Oh... oh fuck, I.... I'd better not finish reading that text...
Q: Do you know the muffin man?
A: The muffin man? O_o
Q: What's your middle name?
A: Dick... Yes, Dick...
Shut up.
Q: What are you looking forward to?
A: Download Donnington Park, 2008, booya!
Q: Can you handle the truth?
A: What! NO! WHO TOLD YOU!
Q: Any cool scars?
A: Yea, I set fire to my chest in drunkeness, that was... painful...
Q: What was the last thing you ate?
A: Cadbury's bite thing... forget what they're called but they look like pringles.
Q: What do you want?
A: I want what everyone else wants, I don't want to work tmorrow
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Left
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. yes, I had my heart torn and eaten from my whilst I was a werewolf
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. yes and no, I'd be interested so that I could finish my book, but... i'd be fearful
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Darren or Craig
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I swallowed a coin once
Q: Do you smile often?
A. When I feel like it
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: mostly
Q. Do you hold grudges?
A. nawww
Q. Who do you tell your secrets to?
A. too many people, i'm overly trustworthy
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. sure
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. go for it,
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. yes, yes, YES
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Let me get mah gun...
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: I'm Naked!
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: none XD
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I got caught once when i was sneaking into a place I thought might have been haunted, because the neighbour ratted me out.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I wanna be a writer,mommy!
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 42... or 69
Q: Season?
A: Summer
Q: Second to last Question: If you met the person who forced you to do this stupid quiz in a alley on a DARK night, what would you do?
A: I would scream. Because I created this quiz, so I would be basically meeting myself. Which is a paradox.
Q: LAST QUESTION! Which 5 furs are you gonna force to do this quiz now?
A:
Renaki05
Nateday (If he gets time)
mexinus
Straker
Neomi Because she <3s me.
A: "And she pulled a lace kerchief from her capacious bosom, and dabbed at her daughter's cheeks, which had sudenly become covered in tears." Neil Gaiman's Stardust.
Q: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can:
A: okOWIHIT THEWALL!!!!!! >=(
Q: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
A: part two of FLOOD!
Q: When did you last laugh?
A: Making fun of the drowning actors in FLOOD!
Q: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A: The Doctor Who site ^^ I mean, Porn...
Q: What are you wearing?
A: Nutting....
Q: Did you dream last night?
A: I dreamt of Paris again last night... ~ American Dad quote!
Q: What are on the walls you are in?
A: Paintings, shelves, chinese symbols, and dried blood...
Q: Seen anything weird lately?
A: I saw what I think was the shadow of a man we think might have passed away in this house. He's a regular
Q: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
A: I hate pears!
Q:. George Bush:
A: should have made a career in comedy. Because the shit he comes out with is hilarious!
Q: What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
A: 'Wait, this isn't right! Matthew you're not supposed to be dead for a few more years! Now I'm gonna hafta reincarnate you... hmm... How does Jack Harkness sound?'
Q: Your friend tells you, you have a drug problem, you:
A: Laugh. Loudly.
Q: Do you sleep with the TV on?
A: What, with today's electric bills?
Q: Are you a fast typer?
A: Y.......e.......s......
Q: Last text message you received?
A: It's says, 'Matt, you tard, you said you were wearing a condom, now I'm preg...' Oh... oh fuck, I.... I'd better not finish reading that text...
Q: Do you know the muffin man?
A: The muffin man? O_o
Q: What's your middle name?
A: Dick... Yes, Dick...
Shut up.
Q: What are you looking forward to?
A: Download Donnington Park, 2008, booya!
Q: Can you handle the truth?
A: What! NO! WHO TOLD YOU!
Q: Any cool scars?
A: Yea, I set fire to my chest in drunkeness, that was... painful...
Q: What was the last thing you ate?
A: Cadbury's bite thing... forget what they're called but they look like pringles.
Q: What do you want?
A: I want what everyone else wants, I don't want to work tmorrow
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Left
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. yes, I had my heart torn and eaten from my whilst I was a werewolf
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. yes and no, I'd be interested so that I could finish my book, but... i'd be fearful
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Darren or Craig
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I swallowed a coin once
Q: Do you smile often?
A. When I feel like it
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: mostly
Q. Do you hold grudges?
A. nawww
Q. Who do you tell your secrets to?
A. too many people, i'm overly trustworthy
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. sure
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. go for it,
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. yes, yes, YES
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Let me get mah gun...
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: I'm Naked!
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: none XD
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I got caught once when i was sneaking into a place I thought might have been haunted, because the neighbour ratted me out.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I wanna be a writer,mommy!
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 42... or 69
Q: Season?
A: Summer
Q: Second to last Question: If you met the person who forced you to do this stupid quiz in a alley on a DARK night, what would you do?
A: I would scream. Because I created this quiz, so I would be basically meeting myself. Which is a paradox.
Q: LAST QUESTION! Which 5 furs are you gonna force to do this quiz now?
A:
Renaki05
Nateday (If he gets time)
mexinus
Straker
Neomi Because she <3s me.
FA+

A: "Wuff wuff, said Billy with his flappy ear's flapping about"
Q: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can:
A: People might think I have a Invisible Girl freind or boy freind. > _<;
Q: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
A: SmallVille... *Cry* British T.V Sux ; -;
Q: When did you last laugh?
A: From reading all you're answer's, from the quiz.
Q: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A: I won't say... But if we are being specific...My laptop. :3
Q: What are you wearing?
A: School Uniform.
Q: Did you dream last night?
A: I Never dream...
Q: What are on the walls you are in?
A: I don't want to say...
Q: Seen anything weird lately?
A: Vore Is weird to me and forever will be...
Q: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
A: I'm small :9 *not the Dwarf way ._.*
Q:. George Bush:
A: *Martial art Position: George bush* ...My fellow American's.
Q: What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
A: Can I be a Anthro and Destroy All chav's ^ -^ ?
Q: Your friend tells you, you have a drug problem, you:
A: I do not know...
Q: Do you sleep with the TV on?
A: Abit I guess.
Q: Are you a fast typer?
A: *Goes into Maytrix speed while typeing*
Q: Last text message you received?
A: I do not have a phone No one would Phone me. XD
Q: Do you know the muffin man?
A: Yep, but do you know the Candy man ?
Q: What's your middle name?
A: Marcus. It's cute is it not...No ? I can't complain >_>
Q: What are you looking forward to?
A: Being very good at art and hopeing to make more people happy. ^ -^
Q: Can you handle the truth?
A: Let's play Truth or Dare :9
Q: Any cool scars?
A: My gum's but they look normal since the colour's mix so well. And maybe My head since I had my head Bleeding at one time... ^ -^;
Q: What was the last thing you ate?
A: Splendip's chillie. But if you're saying What I ate last dinner It's chille noodle's
Q: What do you want?
A: A perfect World where you can be anything you want make life the way you want :9 Like a Anime you could say but better x3 *I would done this to be Anthro as well x3*
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Well I still have My innocence :9 I suppose my Emotion for excitement, Considering Nothing make's me have Joy any more...
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. I suppose yes I would Kill everything and Any one Who gave me Misery On my last day of my life...
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Mexinus.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Not that I recall...
Q: Do you smile often?
A. I'm mostly lonely and Bored so not really I am If I'm with someone that really fun to talk with.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yep But most shy then freindly...
Q. Do you hold grudges?
A. Yep.
Q. Who do you tell your secrets to?
A. Due to being lonely I suppose anyone I would do alot of thing to be happy with someone.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. If the Guy's a Prick or a chav then no.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. I will be less cute then... so no. *I think I'm cute...*
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Pedo...
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. I would but it would Convert to me being called a Manical Canibal.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: My hand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: I have one pair of sandal's
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I'm a good boy so no > _<;
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A concept artist for computer game's *It's not likely though..*
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 14, 17 *Maybe 666*
Q: Season?
A: A nice warming yet windy Spring...Something that does not involve me Squinting my eye's...and no Bee's... or spider's...
Q: Second to last Question: If you met the person who forced you to do this stupid quiz in a alley on a DARK night, what would you do?
A: If I met you I most likely go back considering being shy and such.
Q: LAST QUESTION! Which 5 furs are you gonna force to do this quiz now?
I don't know that many fur's... I think.
A: "Your Main Phase is just like your First Main Phase"
Q: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can:
A: I'm waving outside to the people below.
Q: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A: Friends
Q: When did you last laugh?
A: Talking Via the net with Klone
Q: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A: My ‘my received files’.
Q: What are you wearing?
A: Black attire. (T-shirt, Jeans, Socks, Underwear, Shoes)
Q: Did you dream last night?
A: When do I never? ^^
Q: What are on the walls you are in?
A: Pretty pink flowers.
Q: Seen anything weird lately?
A: I went to a MTG con recently; I never thought stereo-types where true.
Q: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
A: IRL I’m not who you would expect me to be...
Q: George Bush:
A: A Monkey standing over a 'Missile launch' button.
Q: What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
A: "The only reason you came here is because Hell has a restraining order"
Q: Your friend tells you, you have a drug problem, you:
A: ... Do not take them seriously.
Q: Do you sleep with the TV on?
A: Guilty. ^^;
Q: Are you a fast typer?
A: Kind of, if I do type fast I basically open the flood gates to typo fairy's.
Q: Last text message you received?
A: "They were for seeing distance... so now trying to look at anything causes me to squint."
Q: Do you know the muffin man?
A: The Muffin man? o.0
Q: What's your middle name?
A: *Wince* .......... Stuart
Q: What are you looking forward to?
A: Finding a life with my beloved Razrien <3
Q: Can you handle the truth?
A: Of course, How I react to it is different.
Q: Any cool scars?
A: ...
Q: What was the last thing you ate?
A: Chicken Ding
Q: What do you want?
A: For the world to understand the Furdom, as not to stereo-type us all as "Furfags" in the sense what all of us are gay, animal yiffing, nymphomaniacs.
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Teeth, Yes I wore braces.
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No, it’s bad enough knowing you will eventually die, but I cannot see a worser hell than knowing when.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. IRL ... Dio Dillen.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. So many guitar plectrums/picks have been digested over countless years.
Q: Do you smile often?
A. Always when I see my Razrien's name <3
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I like to think so.
Q. Do you hold grudges?
A. I wouldn’t be human If I didn't.
Q. Who do you tell your secrets to?
A. That would be a secret told...
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I do that on my own free will. Lol.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Considering I almost lost my paw once upon a time, Its made me appreciate every digit I have. So my answer would be no.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. I suppose so.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. I couldn’t and wouldn’t bring myself to do such a thing let alone think of doing it.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: $3.45 In change.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Last time I was beaten in school.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A Musician for the furry community.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 7...
Q: Season?
A: Winter, always having preserved what's beautiful.
Q: Second to last Question: If you met the person who forced you to do this stupid quiz in a alley on a DARK night, what would you do?
A: I would have to slap them for bringing me down an alley at night, who would do such a thing to a friend?
Q: LAST QUESTION! Which 5 furs are you going to force to do this quiz now?
A: I don’t intend to force this upon anyone, although if you asked I would be more than willing to distribute it amongst my list.